distressed egg @distressedegg@mellified.men

I'll bet you say that to ALL the girls. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg ! #nsfw

The Distressed Egg smut Patreon has a Discord server now! Sign up today, and join our vibrant community of like-minded enthusiasts. 💜 http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

My new iron-on patches and stickers are out of pre-order and updated with product photos in the shop! All are available to order now for the anxious domme and/or queer villain in your life!

https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/distressed-egg

it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg@awoo.space, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

I'll bet you say that to ALL the girls. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg ! #nsfw

Rise and shine. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg ! #nsfw

you can't just cum your jorts at every vaguely mean-looking lady who frowns at you. now, if she's licking your blood off a knife while grinning and leering at you with her eyes bugging out of her head like she's on the front seat of a roller coaster, THEN it's socially acceptable to jizz it up

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to get access to art months in advance, read THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT, hang out in our patron-only Discord server, and more! http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from June! sometimes you and your gal pal just want to appreciate how hella gravid you both are. #nsfw

Our team of SEASONED PROFESSIONALS will find a look that makes you look fabulous AND rolls with whatever adventures you throw yourself into! Swing by our showroom, and let us show YOU how we can help you show them ALL!

Fittings by appointment only to protect client privacy. Storefront open 10a-7p Mon-Fri; closed Sat-Sun.

are you TIRED of wearing the same lycra bodysuit day in and day out? want to STAND OUT in a crowd of normies and squares? it's time to peel off those Spirit-Halloween-ass duds and come on down to D.EGG, *the* fashion design house for up-and-coming extralegal and metahuman professionals today!

thinking about how best to word a "villain costume design" commission prompt without just making it sound like "HI YOU DRESS LIKE SHIT"

STREAM OVER!! Thanks to @itsnero and @korpspropaganda@twitter.com for streaming with me, and to everyone who showed up!! <3 Sketches are for @korpspropaganda@twitter.com, @lukewarmdeer@twitter.com , @paulabraydi and @webster ! #nsfw

Starting momentarily! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

MANIACAL LAUGH!!! Hanging out and making art on stream with @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com
and @itsnero tonight at 8pm Eastern / 5pm Pacific! Sketch slots, pornography, music, and mayhem will abound. http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

wild fringe opinion on this website, I know

trans people are fuckin hot

Who said anything about an oral fixation? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg! #nsfw