distressed egg @distressedegg@mellified.men

Being a villain means never having to say you're sorry, especially where gender is concerned. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg !

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it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

this is the most irrelevant take seeing as i haven't been to a fur con since early 2020 but it never stops bouncing around my head

are you barefoot on the con party floor? maybe in a room party? that's cool, that's fine. you're having a fun evening out. good for you. are you barefoot ANYWHERE else in the convention? no. no you're not allowed. That's Way Bad

Being a villain means never having to say you're sorry, especially where gender is concerned. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg !

what you decide to do after that, however, is up to you

let my posts be an oasis on your nightmare timeline. reattain spiritual balance by cranking it to my weird porn. blast the doomer despair from your mind with a wave of cum, leaving only clarity and determination. relaxation is tactically crucial, and i offer one method to do so

just a heads up, i'm going to be promoting a couple smut things on here today, but that does not mean i'm not as pissed off as you are at the ghouls in charge of my cesspit of a country

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FROM THE P@RE0N: listen, if you have an evil chocolate rabbit character you're contractually obligated to draw smut of them on easter. i don't make the rules. i mean, i DID make this rule, and i enforce it with an iron fist, but that doesn't mean i'm exempt

Stream over! Thanks to @itsnero and @Draekos for streaming with me, and to everyone who came! <3 These are for @pi and wickedestcape@picarto.tv, respectively!

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TONIGHT! 5pm PT / 8pm ET! On Picarto at http://distressedegg.fun/stream! @itsnero , @Draekos and yours truly fight... for the right.... TO DRAAAWW ART. I'll have sketch slots open-- fill out the form at http://bit.ly/deggsketch to get you one!

in this specific instance, it was a brilliant idea, and also i feel like more people *should* be horny for gungans because xenophilia is cool and it probably pisses off SOMEONE at Disney

if you're my friend and you're like "would Egg draw this extremely specific and weird idea for a kink commission I have? I dunno, maybe that's TOO esoteric..."

just try me. i love a challenge. i can't guarantee i'll say yes, but i'll seriously consider your request, and i will respect the dignity and candor it takes you to ask

finished a commission last night on stream for my friend @cindycanard@twitter.com! the prompt for this was genius and i hope it sparks a Draw Your Fursona As A Horny U-Haul Factoid trend

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