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IT'S SKETCH THEME POLL TIME AGAIN. $5 patrons and higher can vote on the official poll here: https://patreon.com/posts/38412022

And everyone else can vote in the wild card poll here: https://strawpoll.me/20388135

Poll closes Monday! May the best prompt win!

STORE UPDATE: dang, those masks were popular, huh? We're temporarily sold out and have taken these items off our storefront, but we've already placed a reorder. You can enter your email into our store front page to know the moment when they get back in stock! gumroad.com/distressedegg

it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at http://distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! http://www.adultartistswebring.org

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

FROM THE PATREON: "what am I doing? oh, not much. just hanging around..."

subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

i've got a lot of shit to do this week so i'll do a big-ass shipping party next week to send out all the orders i've gotten for them so far. got a restock of regular QVP masks, too!

(incidentally if you want one of these hip and happenin' masks, you can order one here: https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#SyBJm all proceeds go to the Washington Black Trans Task Force!)

oh damn, look what got here early!

FROM THE PATREON: sanitation workers are underappreciated in smut, and they've got one of the hardest jobs out there right now. stay sexy, y'all!!! also don't actually get nude on the job, that would be bad

subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

Starting now! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

Trapped in your house? Experiencing an unending cycle of struggle and agony? Relatives getting on your nerves? Join @korpspropaganda@twitter.com and yours truly today at 4:30 Pacific / 7:30 Eastern as we get away from all that and play Supergiant Games's HADES! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

it's going to be very, very hard to resist playing with this stupid website for the rest of the day, tbh

really excited to blow the board of investors away here

http://app.brandmark.io/v2/ working on a new cohesive brand identity to vertically synergize our marketechture, let me know if you dialogue with any of these

where do all these IDM-loving ditzes come from? well, i hear it aphex twins

IDM (Intelligence Draining Music)

DON'T KNOW WHAT QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE IS? Read our info page here: http://distressedegg.fun/qvp.html Stay villainous out there! 💗🧡💚💜🖤

COMBO PACKS! Can't decide what to get? Then pick up one of these discounted package deals on QVP merch, and express your sinister style any way you want! https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#UsmHW #queervillainpride

TRANS QVP MASKS! You asked for them and we heard you! These face masks feature a mashup of the QVP and Trans Pride flags, and are limited to an exclusive run of 100. https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#SyBJm #queervillainpride

All proceeds from Trans QVP Face Mask sales will be donated to the Washington Black Trans Task Force. https://lavenderrightsproject.org/wa-bttf

FACE MASKS! Stay safe and stylish with this comfortable cotton face mask. I've got a second run of them on the way, but these things sold like hotcakes the first time around, so make sure to reserve yours now if you haven't gotten one yet. https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#RLQqf #queervillainpride

QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE FLAGS! Decorate your home, your front porch or your body with one of these bright, durable nylon flags! Some people message me saying they're surprised at how big they are when they show up. Yes, they REALLY are 3 feet x 5 feet. https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#OQGcx #queervillainpride

BIG NEWS FROM THE D.EGG STOREFRONT! TL;DR: flags are back in stock, we're taking pre-sales for another run of face masks and a special limited run of trans-pattern QVP masks, and combo packs are their own separate thing in the store now. http://gumroad.com/distressedegg #QueerVillainPride