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KORPSCON 2 IS ON!!! Tonight at 7pm Eastern / 4pm Pacific, join @Korpspropaganda@twitter.com , @Marstruc , @LewdLunaDelSol@twitter.com and yours truly as we kick things off with a charity art stream! Tune in all weekend for more nefarious fun!

(Our charity this year is The 519, an LGBTQ+ community resource center in Toronto! Last year we raised $5300 CAD for them-- let's see if we can top that this year! http://the519.org)

Multistreaming LIVE from http://picarto.tv/kraken! #nsfw

STORE UPDATE: dang, those masks were popular, huh? We're temporarily sold out and have taken these items off our storefront, but we've already placed a reorder. You can enter your email into our store front page to know the moment when they get back in stock! gumroad.com/distressedegg

it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at http://distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! http://www.adultartistswebring.org

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

FROM THE PATREON: "enough paperwork! time for some more... hands-on tests."

featuring friend and patron of the blog @BestGirlGrace 's delightful werewolf paranormal researchers, from her Office of Consensus Management setting

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so, hey, remember this sketch buried deep in a thread from last week? i'm going to try and make this into a sticker AND (hopefully) an embroidered iron-on patch. will likely do a preorder on my store once i get some quotes back from a few manufacturers. stay tuned, sluts... uh, i mean, if you really feel like it,

#nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: sure, i could make a joke about a "wolf in sheep's clothing", but not all fantasy dildos with knots are canid-inspired, are they? such is the touch of mystery that makes great smut truly great

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Sometimes you’re threatening a tiny little mouse you found hiding in the holes of a big piece of Swiss cheese, and sometimes a very large, weird shaped mouse is laughing and using your face as a punching bag. That’s what sex is. I dunno how YOU have it

“What’s it like being a switch?” Well, for me it’s sort of like that one Tom & Jerry short where Jerry makes friends with a kangaroo, so half the cartoon is Tom chasing Jerry around and menacing him with a frying pan or whatever and the other half is the kangaroo kicking Tom through the ceiling. I’m Tom in this situation. That’s what it’s like in my brain

LESBIANS?? And they HATE EACH OTHER?? But they have to work together to overcome UNUSUAL AND DIFFICULT CIRCUMSTANCES??? Possibly bringing them closer together, MUCH AS THEY HATE TO ADMIT IT???? Yeah this is the next novel I’m reading, hands down

Yep Okay Yes Hello You Sold Me

Me @ the fantasy genre: yawn
Me @ the fantasy genre but a bunch of beefy goths are mixed in: Hello Hi Yes

had heard Tamsyn Muir’s book “Gideon the Ninth” was good, but didn’t really start actively seeking it until I saw a piece of fan art for it earlier tonight featuring the main character, an absolutely shredded wall of a woman with an all-over skull face tattoo. I See, This Is My Content

this theory is still pretty broad, and i'd need to do more research to map out a specific taxonomy. also it's important to note that, since the furry fandom's sex life is always at least somewhat fictional, its kinks branch out in more esoteric ways than IRL kink communities. it's a unique vertical slice of kink that's easy to research, but it's not necessarily analogous to ALL kink communities, or even all online kink communities

2. synthesis. individuals with multiple existing kinks consolidate them into a new kink for efficiency's sake (like pooltoys or drones).

3. spontaneous generation. one person comes up with something very specifically horny to themselves, and other people latch onto it because they didn't realize it COULD be horny until they saw an example of it (like cocktongues or multi-taurs).

from what i can tell, new kink subcommunities in the furry fandom form one of three ways:

1. appropriation. concepts are lifted wholesale from other sources, be they larger elements of pop culture recontextualized as kink (like transformation) or specific kink communities (like pup play).

i keep thinking "onahole" is a brand name that's become synonymous with the type of product it is, like Coke or Xerox

FROM THE PATREON: i guess this chump really got... "mes-moo-rized", haha. get it??? GET IT???? D O Y O U G E T I T

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