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I'll bet you say that to ALL the girls. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg !

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The Distressed Egg smut Patreon has a Discord server now! Sign up today, and join our vibrant community of like-minded enthusiasts. 💜 patreon.com/distressedegg

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My new iron-on patches and stickers are out of pre-order and updated with product photos in the shop! All are available to order now for the anxious domme and/or queer villain in your life!

shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535

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HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg@awoo.space, or on my tumblr (distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN

I'll bet you say that to ALL the girls. There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg !

nsfw, stupid, ph 

you can't just cum your jorts at every vaguely mean-looking lady who frowns at you. now, if she's licking your blood off a knife while grinning and leering at you with her eyes bugging out of her head like she's on the front seat of a roller coaster, THEN it's socially acceptable to jizz it up

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to get access to art months in advance, read THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT, hang out in our patron-only Discord server, and more! patreon.com/distressedegg

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FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from June! sometimes you and your gal pal just want to appreciate how hella gravid you both are.

@distressedegg "Look, you and I know you're great, but are you really putting your worst foot forward? We want people to see our inner beauty, but we still shower and brush our teeth before a date. That's where the sinister sartorial services of D. Egg can help YOU-"

Our team of SEASONED PROFESSIONALS will find a look that makes you look fabulous AND rolls with whatever adventures you throw yourself into! Swing by our showroom, and let us show YOU how we can help you show them ALL!

Fittings by appointment only to protect client privacy. Storefront open 10a-7p Mon-Fri; closed Sat-Sun.

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are you TIRED of wearing the same lycra bodysuit day in and day out? want to STAND OUT in a crowd of normies and squares? it's time to peel off those Spirit-Halloween-ass duds and come on down to D.EGG, *the* fashion design house for up-and-coming extralegal and metahuman professionals today!

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thinking about how best to word a "villain costume design" commission prompt without just making it sound like "HI YOU DRESS LIKE SHIT"

New Split Check pages are up! Gettin' raunchy.

Read the most recent pages over at @slipshinestudio@twitter.com or get started on Patreon ( patreon.com/itsnero ).

( #nsfw #mastoart #art #webcomics )

STREAM OVER!! Thanks to @itsnero and @korpspropaganda@twitter.com for streaming with me, and to everyone who showed up!! <3 Sketches are for @korpspropaganda@twitter.com, @lukewarmdeer@twitter.com , @paulabraydi and @webster !

MANIACAL LAUGH!!! Hanging out and making art on stream with @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com
and @itsnero tonight at 8pm Eastern / 5pm Pacific! Sketch slots, pornography, music, and mayhem will abound. picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

The good people of the fediverse cry out. They want more. They need more. They need the pornography I wrote. And I am here to give it to them.

Introducing Coup De Grace, a nice, classic hypnokink twinning stage magician story, just the way there's a chance you like it.

perfect.hypnovir.us/coup-de-gr

Who said anything about an oral fixation? There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg!

New Split Check pages are up! Trying a slightly different preview image format out- let's see if cropping is friendlier to these.

Read the most recent pages over at @slipshinestudio@twitter.com or get started on Patreon ( patreon.com/itsnero ).

( #nsfw #mastoart #art #webcomics )

Leon looks like he's bit off a bit more than he can chew, but I don't think he really minds.

Support independent gay art and comics for only $5 a month! patreon.com/itsnero

( #nsfw #mastoart #art #patreon )

New Split Check pages are up! Just guys bein' dudes. :)

Read the most recent pages over at @slipshinestudio@twitter.com or get started on Patreon ( patreon.com/itsnero ).

( #nsfw #mastoart #art #webcomics )

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