d.egg @distressedegg@mellified.men

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

To the tune of the “fantasy Costco” jingle from the Adventure Zone. You can imagine Griffin McElroy singing it, too, if you REALLY want to regret your own actions

Mus-cu-lar bim-BO
Where all your creams come true
We’ve got a ditz for YOU
🎵🎶🎵

ALSO FROM THE PATREON: hey, remember that one catgirl from a while back? the one who had a run-in with some science of the madder variety? i guess she DID tell some of her friends, huh

do me a teeny little favor and subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: don't worry, this won't hurt. but it might feel a little.... weird...

subscribe today for unrivaled coverage: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

UPDATE: postponing my stream with @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com until next week due to personal family stuff. Sorry for the inconvenience!!

The latest Chainsaw Man is, as ever, A Lot

LB: FUCK that's so COOL

JUST AN UPDATE SINCE I WAS TRAVELING ALL WEEKEND AND DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO POST ON HERE: the winner of both polls was Unusual Mashups, so get ready for some volatile, high-payload experimental smut!

FROM THE PATREON: my delightful partner @itsnero banged out this guest piece of a botanist experimenting with a particularly exotic specimen while i was very busy last month. mind the teeth!

subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://bit.ly/nerosketchblog #nsfw

THE D.EGG SKETCH THEME POLL FOR MAY IS LIVE! Patrons at the $5 tier and up can vote now on what I'll work on next! https://www.patreon.com/posts/26695669

And everyone else can vote on the public Wild Card poll-- the winner counts as a single vote in the Patreon poll! https://www.strawpoll.me/17955054/

Polls close Friday at noon PST, so get your votes in NOW! (And please consider subscribing to my patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg !) Here are the contenders for this month:

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https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/d/seattle-mannequin-male-sitting/6882256413.html it's rare you see TF story victims out in the wild like this

i want to get fucked by a black hole with teeth, you seriously think i'm gonna give the time of day to a monster as boring as "john wayne gacy jr. but he can do spooky murder tricks"

solidarity and strength to everyone who's commented on that monsterfucker meme doing the rounds with "i'm a hard 6, except for Pennywise, who can fuck right off"

Good
At
Making
Extremely hot
people feel Real good about themselves

i'm back at my computer after a public appearance for the Day Job, dinner with friends and cleaning the bathroom, so you know what that means: time to go through my replies and look at what all of you said about the horny master chief t-shirt

mastodon please help me settle a score with my partner. he thinks this is the worst shirt on planet earth. I think it’d exude a dark and powerful energy as a slutty crop top. please advise (s: https://twitter.com/NatalieZed/status/1124519816553852929)

FROM THE PATREON: can you believe the original chemists thought this was a negative side effect? those FOOLS

take two (seconds to subscribe) and call me in the morning: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw