🏳️‍🌈🔞 hypnosis, etc. 🔞⚧️ @distressedegg@mellified.men

Sent out all the preorders today, so I'm excited to announce that #QueerVillainPride pins and flags are now available in the Distressed Egg Gumroad store! Grab some sinister style for yourself while suppllies last! http://gumroad.com/distressedegg

Also thanks to everyone who preordered, the response was incredible! I'm super excited to put out more cool stuff in the future! 💗🧡💚💜🖤

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

LB: please read this thread if you just want to see like eighty posts of merciless dunking on a hypothetical boring dick

NEW SKETCH THEME POLL!! i'm doing something a little... different for Inktober, so this will be for the end of September and the beginning of November. $5 patrons and up can vote on the official poll HERE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30076391

and everyone else can vote in the wild card poll HERE: https://www.strawpoll.me/18662201

poll ends Friday! may the best option win! 🌠 #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: this one's just a little quick sketch that i might expound upon later. playing around with Liqueur's shape-changing ability is always fun...

subscribe today for more deliciousness: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

Sent out all the preorders today, so I'm excited to announce that #QueerVillainPride pins and flags are now available in the Distressed Egg Gumroad store! Grab some sinister style for yourself while suppllies last! http://gumroad.com/distressedegg

Also thanks to everyone who preordered, the response was incredible! I'm super excited to put out more cool stuff in the future! 💗🧡💚💜🖤

in case it wasn't obvious: Sybil Fucks

FROM THE PATREON: SELF-FAN ART MONTH KICKS OFF! featuring a special guest appearance from @ReadingRidley 's character Keridwen. knock it off, you two, you're contaminating the laboratory!!!

subscribe today for more experimental content: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

Also James Harvey draws the first two issues of the new DP run “Weight of the Worlds” and I feel personally justified that that dude’s art style hasn’t grown a fucking bit since everyone in my comics friend circle cancelled his ass for hitting on/screaming at random Asian girls on Facebook. STILL STUCK DRAWING THE SAME THREE FACES, HUH, TWERP

Dude definitely knows what furries are so like. You think he’s into it? What if he’s INTO it

Caught up on Doom Patrol and Umbrella Academy recently and: hey Gerard, what’s up with both of the series you’re writing having arc climaxes that prominently feature inflation. Is There Something You’d Like To Share With The Class

...and these are for @strredwolf and @Thaminga ! Thanks to everyone who dropped by-- tonight was wonderful! (2/2, #nsfw, #korps)

STREAM OVER-- as usual, thanks to @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com for streaming with me, and thanks to all of you for joining us! These sketches are for @websterleone , @chakatreverse@twitter.com and @phenokage ... (1/2, #nsfw, #korps)

Starting now, btw! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

TERROR! PERIL! UNDUE UNPLEASANTRY! @KorpsPropaganda and I will be streaming again tonight at 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern, at http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv! BE THERE, OR BOIL ALIVE IN YOUR OWN REGRET. #nsfw