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We're in the final week of our campaign! If you were thinking about snagging one of these beautiful pins for yourself, now's the time to do it! kickstarter.com/projects/irisj

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My new iron-on patches and stickers are out of pre-order and updated with product photos in the shop! All are available to order now for the anxious domme and/or queer villain in your life!

shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535

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CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! adultartistswebring.org

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HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN

nsfw art, weed, stinky femboy gremlin appreciation day 

i have decided that on this day we will love and appreciate: him

(art by @distressedegg!)

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to see art a month in advance, vote in polls, read the Patreon-exclusive SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic, and more! patreon.com/distressedegg

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FROM THE PATREON: "y'know, this thing would be a lot easier to pilot if it didn't require a steady stream of pent-up orgone, j-just saying"

i wonder if people went with BREASTS (CLASSY) so overwhelmingly on the Patreon because i know who they are

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NEW SKETCH THEME POLL IS LIVE! Help decide what kind of smut I'll be drawing for the next couple months!

$5 patrons and up can vote on the official Patreon poll here: patreon.com/posts/49765276

And everyone else can vote in the Wild Card poll here: strawpoll.me/42912765

You know how this works. The winner of the Wild Card poll will get one (1) extra vote in the Patreon poll. Both polls close Friday at 11am, so don't wait-- vote NOW!

NEW SKETCH THEME POLL IS LIVE! Help decide what kind of smut I'll be drawing for the next couple months!

$5 patrons and up can vote on the official Patreon poll here: patreon.com/posts/49765276

And everyone else can vote in the Wild Card poll here: strawpoll.me/42912765

You know how this works. The winner of the Wild Card poll will get one (1) extra vote in the Patreon poll. Both polls close Friday at 11am, so don't wait-- vote NOW!

it feels weird to make a "get hype" post about this because i'd love to NOT feel like trans people's lives are in mortal peril across this moronic country of ours, but Ha Ha, Here We Are I Guess, Buy Trendy Merch Item Please

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considering all the bullshit going on right now, i'm definitely doing another charity run of trans QVP masks this year. these will be the Mark II model, so: adjustable straps, double layered, etc. all proceeds will go to nwaequality.org. i'll put up a preorder link soon

It's a picturesque campus, curriculum notwithstanding. THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT: Issue One, page 1 is LIVE up on patreon.com/distressedegg!

CW: content warnings 

PLUS: some content warnings so y'all know what to expect from Issue One! This issue is gonna get pretty wet 'n' wild, and it's your right to decide whether it's something you want to get into. <3

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It's a picturesque campus, curriculum notwithstanding. THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT: Issue One, page 1 is LIVE up on patreon.com/distressedegg!

Discworld MUD, drawn ec, rudeness, long 

I haven't been playing this as much as I was a month ago, but still poking and picking at things, and to my surprise, @distressedegg decided to doodle my character for a sketch slot, looking both rad and rude.

Of course, the magic of sketching is that you don't have to draw the absolutely ridiculous amount of containers all over her body. There are even more pouches and stuff you can't see, including in her stockings, her push-up bra (yes, that's why the game calls out how nice her tits are), and the knives in her boots. Wizards use a lot of tools, and she walks around loaded for bear like a good murderhobo MMO protagonist. Her upbringing in Ankh-Morpork left her with an entire platter of chips *and* fish on her shoulder, and now she's everyone's problem.

The Unseen University is much more chill about letting women in these days, but she's still pretty sure the admissions staff simply didn't clock her as a lady that day. She tends to overcompensate a tad as a result.

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to see art a month in advance, vote in polls, get your character in the next issue of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT, and more! patreon.com/distressedegg

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FROM THE PATREON: more like "the second cummer", am i right? HEYOOOOO twitter please don't shadowban me for this joke

nsfw kink 

I have been awake for 4 hours today and I have neither had blasphemous sex or been forced to lay eggs. This sucks. Easter is a LIE

friendly seasonal reminder: my minicomic about a bitchy little chocolate rabbit who TFs people into candy is still available for sale in the ol' store shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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