distressedegg.fun @distressedegg@mellified.men

CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at http://distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! http://www.adultartistswebring.org

Easter's right around the corner, and you know what'd make the perfect esoterically horny gift this year? ILL-TEMPERED, the DECADENTLY DELUXE EDITION-- a 20-page zine with a color risograph cover featuring everyone's FAVORITE chocolate bunny nightmare, Liqueur! https://gumroad.com/distressedegg#EMmmN #nsfw

ATTENDING FURTHER CONFUSION 2020? Limited preorder slots are NOW OPEN for my EVIL EYE 2.0 and con-exclusive GLITCH 2.0 badge styles! Bright, eye-catching, and unlike anything else at the con. Nab one of these at FC, or email me at distressedegg [at] gmail to claim a slot NOW!

(You'll also get hi-res PDF files of these! Never lose your badge again! Plus they make rad social media icons, wink wink... )

It's #SmallBusinessSaturday !!!!! What better way to show your commitment to independent retailers AND pure, maniacal queer energy than a QVP flag and/or pin??? http://gumroad.com/distressedegg

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches from February! look at all these wild ass adventures my patrons went on, WOW.

subscribe today to get a peek at the action before anyone else: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

i love my cool friends on mastodon dot internet

*terf voice* y'know, we could be making SO much progress on gender issues if the conversation wasn't dominated by these rowdy trans catgirls who keep throwing half-empty cans of Monster at me and telling me to "eat my farts" at campus staff meetings

bunch of trans catgirls in frilly outfits slav squatting in front of the university's advanced biomorphic research division, blowing vape rings and hooting and hollering at any nerds in labcoats who happen to pass by

y'know, That One

i need to draw more of that delinquent catgirl character, that was An Underused Idea

LIKE, OH MY GAWD!!! *chainsaw revving noise* GET THE FUCK OUT HERE, COWARDS

gonna roll with sort of a menacing post-apoc bimb vibe, i'm thinking. titties out, waving a rusty pipe around, screaming outside your window, demanding you throw down any lip gloss you might be hoarding

thinkin about going full bimbo for april fool's. fuck it. didn't have anything else planned, i don't do pranks

LB: Bitch I Might Be

We're starting now! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

SUPER!! HOT!! @Korpspropaganda@twitter.com guests as we play through the most INNOVATIVE shooter I've played in YEARS. Definitely nothing horny going on in this game, no way nuh-uh no siree. 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

Cuntrol?

also if you @ any of the MA staff with this i'm going to jump out of your computer and punch all of your bones out of your body