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Yes, he'd like some help. There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg!

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My new iron-on patches and stickers are out of pre-order and updated with product photos in the shop! All are available to order now for the anxious domme and/or queer villain in your life!

shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535

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CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! adultartistswebring.org

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HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN

I really can’t overemphasize how stupid this truck is. I wanted a Fiat 500. This was all they had. I’ve been driving this ridiculous inferiority complex of a vehicle up and down I-5 and it’s been SUCH a pain

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look, I hate to be That Person, but does anyone want an impromptu sketch slot? Parking fees for the stupid truck I rented to get down to Portland and back have been steamrolling my ass

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to get access to art months in advance, vote in polls, read THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT and more! patreon.com/distressedegg

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FROM THE PATREON: little piece of filler art between themes-- just wanted to draw some dryads and naiads makin' out. <3

Stream over! Thanks to @Korpspropaganda@twitter.com and to everyone who showed! Sketches are for @korpspropaganda@twitter.com (feat. @Balina 's character), @lukewarmdeer@twitter.com, @takikuroi@twitter.com, and @Railrunnah

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Only THREE DAYS LEFT to back GOLDEN TRICK, our graphic novel about a pair of gay con men who have sex and steal shit! It's fun, heartfelt and horny.... some might say a little TOO horny.... kickstarter.com/projects/itsne #Pride2021

Yes, he'd like some help. There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT live for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg!

OKAY, TAKE TWO. Last night was postponed due to Internet Fuckery, so we're trying this again.

Tonight! 8pm Eastern / 5pm Pacific! I'll be streaming art, taking sketch slots and shooting the shit with y'all, barring any catastrophic internet fuckups. Featuring special guest @korpspropaganda! picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

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macro sky cowboy grace screaming like in that one music video but she's screaming yeehaw while fucking the planet with enough force to shoot through the entire earth and erupt out of Krakatoa (lewd) 

TONIGHT! 8pm ET/5pm PT! Join @korpspropaganda
and yours truly for an evening of mirth and mayhem. I'll be working on a Patreon piece and opening for a few sketch slots! Come on down, it'll be fun. picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

You're getting sleepy... VEEEERRY sleepy... you're tabbing over in your browser to the Golden Trick kickstarter page.... yes, YES, you WANT to support independent queer smut by preordering a cool erotic urban fantasy graphic novel... relaaaax... #pride2021
kickstarter.com/projects/itsne

awful confession 

i know i come off as The Big Bad Nightmare Bitch a lot of the time but, like many, many other trans femmes, there is a small cluster of neurons very deep in my brain that rings like a cathedral bell whenever i get praised

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REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

also about whoever knocked me up rubbing my tight, clutch-packed belly as i moan and push egg after egg out, murmuring about what a good, productive girl i am

That'd Be Cool, Know What I Mean, Gals,

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REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

i'm still thinking about this btw

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REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

i wanna be a big dumb bird who's only good for getting fucked and cranking out eggs!!! and for being cute. that would be cool, okay byeeeee

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REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

things are kind of depressing for online sex industry folks today so i'll spare y'all on here. instead please consider: jamming a hood on me and pumping me full of eggs until all i can do is squawk

The RT and cash goals were hit, so: Nuts? Out.

Only 🔥 5 🔥 days left with just over 1k to go! Convince 30 more people to pick up the book. Tell a friend! Tell an ENEMY!:
kickstarter.com/projects/itsne

( #mastoart #art #nsfw #kickstarter #comics #webcomics )

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Lost in the (latex) sauce... There's a new page of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT up for patrons on patreon.com/distressedegg!

There's only NINE days left to help us get GOLDEN TRICK into print! Preorder NOW and get a cool book about sexy magic heists written by yours truly and illustrated by @itsnero ! Support queer independent smut! kickstarter.com/projects/itsne

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