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HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN

a seriously cursed thing that I get caught in my head every time I see folks talking about the one calliethulhu hypnosis fic now Show more

a seriously cursed thing that I get caught in my head every time I see folks talking about the one calliethulhu hypnosis fic now Show more

ALSO FROM THE PATREON: hey, remember that one catgirl from a while back? the one who had a run-in with some science of the madder variety? i guess she DID tell some of her friends, huh

do me a teeny little favor and subscribe today: patreon.com/distressedegg

FROM THE PATREON: don't worry, this won't hurt. but it might feel a little.... weird...

subscribe today for unrivaled coverage: patreon.com/distressedegg

UPDATE: postponing my stream with @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com until next week due to personal family stuff. Sorry for the inconvenience!!

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I think this was the cover for February's sketchbook? Regardless, if you'd like to support an indie porn artist, sign up for my members-only blog through Patreon ( patreon.com/itsnero ) or through my shop ( bit.ly/nerosketchblog )!

( #art #mastoart #webcomics #comics #nsfw #patreon )

not nsfw but definitely some implications Show more

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Robot Spider Girl Ref Sheet, Includes elements of TF and Hypnokink, and visible mechanical junk, also she's adorable and I love this design Show more

JUST AN UPDATE SINCE I WAS TRAVELING ALL WEEKEND AND DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO POST ON HERE: the winner of both polls was Unusual Mashups, so get ready for some volatile, high-payload experimental smut!

FROM THE PATREON: my delightful partner @itsnero banged out this guest piece of a botanist experimenting with a particularly exotic specimen while i was very busy last month. mind the teeth!

subscribe today: patreon.com/distressedeggbit.ly/nerosketchblog

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THE D.EGG SKETCH THEME POLL FOR MAY IS LIVE! Patrons at the $5 tier and up can vote now on what I'll work on next! patreon.com/posts/26695669

And everyone else can vote on the public Wild Card poll-- the winner counts as a single vote in the Patreon poll! strawpoll.me/17955054/

Polls close Friday at noon PST, so get your votes in NOW! (And please consider subscribing to my patreon at patreon.com/distressedegg !) Here are the contenders for this month:

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THE D.EGG SKETCH THEME POLL FOR MAY IS LIVE! Patrons at the $5 tier and up can vote now on what I'll work on next! patreon.com/posts/26695669

And everyone else can vote on the public Wild Card poll-- the winner counts as a single vote in the Patreon poll! strawpoll.me/17955054/

Polls close Friday at noon PST, so get your votes in NOW! (And please consider subscribing to my patreon at patreon.com/distressedegg !) Here are the contenders for this month:

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kinkshaming, babey Show more

solidarity and strength to everyone who's commented on that monsterfucker meme doing the rounds with "i'm a hard 6, except for Pennywise, who can fuck right off"

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i'm back at my computer after a public appearance for the Day Job, dinner with friends and cleaning the bathroom, so you know what that means: time to go through my replies and look at what all of you said about the horny master chief t-shirt

a really inappropriate shirt Show more

cw: needles Show more

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