distressed egg @distressedegg@mellified.men

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A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page is live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg! (And print & PDF copies of the entire issue are for sale at http://bit.ly/sybil1 ! #nsfw

AVAILABLE NOW! The scintillating first issue of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT is finally in print! 44 pages of sexy, sacrilegious supervillainy. Also available in digital PDF form! http://bit.ly/sybil1 #nsfw

You want hardcore? I'll SHOW you hardcore, nya~>:3c

Our new CATBOY CULT sticker design is available in our shop! Nab one for yourself here: https://shop.irisjay.net/products/qvp-vinyl-stickers

Also, reminder: we're in the final days of our HOLIDAY MERCH SALE! Use code BLACKFRI21 to get $5 off orders of $30 or more, including on our recently restocked QVP MASKS, ADSC PATCHES and RADIOACTIVE PINS!

🤘🔥😼 #nsfw #Catboyevember2021 😼🔥🤘

it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg@awoo.space, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

Starting momentarily! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

(I think I played this once before in The Before Times while it was in early access? anyways, it's FULLY RELEASED now, so: whole new ballgame, technically. you can grab it yourself for a slim $20 here! https://monothetic.itch.io/beacon)

EGG PLAYS IS BACK. join me, @itsnero , and @korpspropaganda@twitter.com
as we explore the roguelike/horny self-mutation sim BEACON. what DOES kill us... makes us stranger... >:3c

4pm Pacific / 7pm Eastern on http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv!

ok. think I’ve got a game picked out for Sunday. hope y’all are feeling… mutant… :>

SUBSCRIBE TODAY to get access to art in advance, chat in our Discord, vote in polls, read comic pages, and much much more! http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

FROM THE PATREON: a lot of brands advertise "waterproof", "stays on all night", "streak-free fashion." where's the brand that'll make me look like an absolute blown-out mess five minutes into horfing down cock #NSFW

i'd also like to do more visual novel style games, but after doing Meatpunks S1 i'll probably get some friends to help me out with the voices, lol

the perfect nightmare scenario would be a playthrough of the Sly Cooper games. are they good? sort of. are they well-written? hell no. but what Doom is for some people, so Sly is for me: a ritual that occasionally must be completed in order to offer tribute to the Furry Demiurges

we'll stick to indie and older titles until i can get a Big Fuck-Off New PC, but there's plenty of stuff to explore until then. i might even try to get an emulator or two running so we can dredge up some older PS2&3 titles

this sunday. egg plays returns

Stream over! Thanks to everyone who stopped by! Sketches are for @strredwolf , @korpspropaganda@twitter.com (featuring @Balina ), and @Zack46832730@twitter.com (featuring @Syntaxtakes@twitter.com )! Also big thanks to @korpspropaganda@twitter.com, @Draekos and @itsnero for streaming with me! #nsfw

Starting momentarily! Hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

i can't say i've ever really found Peggy from Goof Troop unusually hot or anything, like some people did (and still inexplicably do). but i WILL say: great job, girl. ya did it. get that D

none of disney's cartoon characters know what sex is, with the exception of Pete, Goofy's archrival, who lays god-tier life-ruining pipe

RELATED: i'd like to tentatively make Thursday evenings my weekly Art Stream days. i won't ALWAYS be doing sketch slots, but i will always be doing a bit of an art. if you're bored and horny on Thursday afternoons, make sure to follow my Picarto account to know when I go live!

ART STREAM TIME!!! Join @itsnero @korpspropaganda@twitter.com and yours truly for an evening of music, conversation and slutty, slutty art. My sketch slots will be open, too! 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern on http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw

Whoops.

A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page is live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg! (And print & PDF copies of the entire issue are for sale at http://bit.ly/sybil1 ! #nsfw

Oh Boy! I just pissed off a VEGAN WITCH, and so I find no HARM in enjoying this BLT!