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CHECK IT OUT: I have a website now over at distressedegg.fun ! I'm currently in the process of uploading the majority of my old art to the gallery, there's a slicker-looking explanation of the whole QVP thing, and there are links to my commission form AND shop. Bookmark it!

Many thanks to @itsnero for coding the site, and for letting me join the Adult Artists Webring, a cool collective of independent queer adult artists! adultartistswebring.org

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Easter's right around the corner, and you know what'd make the perfect esoterically horny gift this year? ILL-TEMPERED, the DECADENTLY DELUXE EDITION-- a 20-page zine with a color risograph cover featuring everyone's FAVORITE chocolate bunny nightmare, Liqueur! gumroad.com/distressedegg#EMmm

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ATTENDING FURTHER CONFUSION 2020? Limited preorder slots are NOW OPEN for my EVIL EYE 2.0 and con-exclusive GLITCH 2.0 badge styles! Bright, eye-catching, and unlike anything else at the con. Nab one of these at FC, or email me at distressedegg [at] gmail to claim a slot NOW!

(You'll also get hi-res PDF files of these! Never lose your badge again! Plus they make rad social media icons, wink wink... )

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It's !!!!! What better way to show your commitment to independent retailers AND pure, maniacal queer energy than a QVP flag and/or pin??? gumroad.com/distressedegg

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HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN

FROM THE PATREON: $20 patron sketches from February! look at all these wild ass adventures my patrons went on, WOW.

subscribe today to get a peek at the action before anyone else: patreon.com/distressedegg

@distressedegg "Yes, turning the tables IS hot, but can't we turn the tables on the patriarch-"
"Say that shit about the divine lunar essence of being a lifegiver, terf!"

*terf voice* y'know, we could be making SO much progress on gender issues if the conversation wasn't dominated by these rowdy trans catgirls who keep throwing half-empty cans of Monster at me and telling me to "eat my farts" at campus staff meetings

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bunch of trans catgirls in frilly outfits slav squatting in front of the university's advanced biomorphic research division, blowing vape rings and hooting and hollering at any nerds in labcoats who happen to pass by

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i need to draw more of that delinquent catgirl character, that was An Underused Idea

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HAPPY #TransDayOfVisibility ! i'm trans as fuck, i make comics that are trans as fuck, and i'm out here living my absolute best life. if y'all can't deal with that you can piss up a rope, haters irisjay.net

self-advert, commissions 

SUPER!! HOT!! @Korpspropaganda@twitter.com guests as we play through the most INNOVATIVE shooter I've played in YEARS. Definitely nothing horny going on in this game, no way nuh-uh no siree. 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern! picarto.tv/distressedeggtv

corruption kink unpopular opinion 

bad kink trashpost 

that game where you navigate a byzantine paranormal government agency overrun by interdimensional wraiths in order to get approval for state insurance to cover your vaginoplasty? oh, you mean 

also if you @ any of the MA staff with this i'm going to jump out of your computer and punch all of your bones out of your body

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