oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG @distressedegg@mellified.men

in better news: THEY'RE HERE!! My QVP and SYBIL MOTEL KEYCHARMS have arrived and are available for purchase in my shop! These things look even cooler in real life-- do yourself a favor and nab one (or both!) for yourself! http://bit.ly/deggkey #queervillainpride

Just restocked the shop with a 100-count reprint of THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT #1! Own a copy of this critically-acclaimed smutty supervillain smash hit comic book today! http://bit.ly/sybil1

it's been nearly 2 years, so with @korpspropaganda@twitter.com 's blessing I'm relisting the "You Don't Have To Be Hypnotized..." Korps mug on a Zazzle Designer account, so I can start seeing a little money from it. if you haven't bought it yet, Zazzle's doing a sale! https://www.zazzle.com/korps_mug-168321535808630882

Starting now! Hop on in! http://distressedegg.fun/stream

Twitter is (maybe) screwed. Now what? I'm not going anywhere, but going forward I'll also be posting in other places! 🐘🐜🛌🐾🐤 I wrote up a text post about my plans that you can read here: https://cohost.org/distressedegg/post/504929-they-always-come-cra

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join @itsnero, @Draekos and yours truly as we make beautiful, terrible artwork to corrupt your spongelike minds. Don't miss it! http://distressedegg.fun/stream

all i did today in the game was talk to like eight people, open a freezer and put some bugs in a cage, and it took me over three hours and i feel like i came close to some sort of unknowable and terrifying cosmic truth

MAAAAAN disco elysium is a good game

Starting now! Hop on in! http://distressedegg.fun/stream

Watch past EGG PLAYS episodes on my Youtube archive here! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa4V9NHR1JGeMIXXHLdGMZg

TONIGHT ON EGGPLAYS, 7pm PT / 10pm ET! I heard there were communists around here. Not the boring kind, the super secret extra-cool kind. We're continuing our playthrough of DISCO ELYSIUM! http://distressedegg.fun/stream

can someone *please* record a table read of the ad copy for Duke Screw'Em 38D

"Jesus Christ, page 26 and we've FINALLY gotten to the sex scene! Get the lead out, Egg." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page live for patrons at http://patreon.com/distressedegg!

JOIN TODAY to see comics and art in advance and in high resolution, vote in polls, chat in my Discord server and much much more! http://patreon.com/distressedegg

FROM THE PATREON: last but not least, the furry smut cliché that just started out as a regular smut cliche and then crossed over into furry by default: Sexful Education Professional. is there something.... distracting you from answering Question 8? anything at all?

Stream over, thanks to everyone who came! This ALTER EGO commission is for @Korpspropaganda@twitter.com-- an alternate universe version of the Overlord who crashed on a significantly less hospitable version of Earth, and made the best of things. Pew pew!

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