distressedegg @ FC #10b @distressedegg@mellified.men

ATTENDING FURTHER CONFUSION 2020? Limited preorder slots are NOW OPEN for my EVIL EYE 2.0 and con-exclusive GLITCH 2.0 badge styles! Bright, eye-catching, and unlike anything else at the con. Nab one of these at FC, or email me at distressedegg [at] gmail to claim a slot NOW!

(You'll also get hi-res PDF files of these! Never lose your badge again! Plus they make rad social media icons, wink wink... )

It's #SmallBusinessSaturday !!!!! What better way to show your commitment to independent retailers AND pure, maniacal queer energy than a QVP flag and/or pin??? http://gumroad.com/distressedegg

HEY Y'ALL, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY STUFF YET: my name's d.egg! i draw sexy art and comics for queer folks to enjoy.

you can check out my backlog of art over on my old account at @distressedegg, or on my tumblr (http://distressedegg.tumblr.com) or twitter (http://twitter.com/distressedegg)!

my patreon is also at http://patreon.com/distressedegg if you'd like to support me! thanks! <3

also HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE SO EXPLICIT, IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 GET THE FUCK BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN #NSFW

writing a story about this, btw

“We try to encourage curiosity here, but we think you’ve gotten a little TOO curious about the true nature of our museum. I think you’d look much better... as an exhibit...”

BULLSHI—

ohh

Even while on vacay, Korps recruitment never sleeps. Featuring @explodinghye@twitter.com !

last nite was fun tho (feat @Mous )

in other news, I’m awake. in other other news, Klingon cocktails ain’t nothin to fuck with, apparently

hey has anyone made a game of thrones dildo called “A Dong Of Ice And Fire” yet

BTW, if you’re at #FC2020 you NEED to stop by table 12a and get a commission from @JayRock5858@twitter.com , this Sybil badge is OFF THE CHAIN

FROM THE PATREON: patron sketches from November! let the games.... begin.......... ;>

subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

(These will also be coming to the D.Egg Gumroad store after the con, btw!)

COMING TO FC 2020: Ill-Tempered, the Decadently Deluxe Edition! This fancypants reprint comes with a new risograph cover and a collection of annotated Liqueur art in the back! A sweet addition to any smut collection~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

girl u look like a TF2 Source Filmmaker video from 2010

problematic thigh gap

FROM THE PATREON: remember that one comic i did about the hypnosis robot that I did a while back? so do i. that was such a rad idea

relax, breathe deeply, and subscribe today: http://patreon.com/distressedegg #nsfw

...and these sketches are for @BestGirlGrace and @KorpsPropaganda@twitter.com ! STAY VILLAINOUS, y'all. (2/2, #nsfw)

Stream over! Thanks as usual to @KorpsPropaganda for co-streaming with me, and to everyone who showed up! 💜 These sketches are for @phenokage , @strredwolf and @WellspringDeer@twitter.com ... (1/2, #nsfw)

streaming now! hop on in! http://picarto.tv/distressedeggtv #nsfw