DEAR TED TURNER,
I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR CARTOONS NETWORKS NONSTOP FOR THE BETTER PART OF A MONTH NOW AND I GOTS TA SAY: WHERE ARE THE HUNKS? WHERE ARE THE HIMBOS? WHERE ARE ALL THE SASSY CATBOY TWINKS? WHAT KIND OF A CARTOONS TELEVISIONS ANIMATIONS IS THIS HULLABALOO
@distressedegg I met Ted Turner at a party* once and let me tell you: the man's never enjoyed a twink in his life
*gala my high school threw to get money from rich people. I watched him fuck up the thing I was demoing three times, when most people only got one try
@distressedegg johnny bravo not doing it for you? :p
@KitRedgrave THE STRAIGHTS ARE OFF THE TABLE
@distressedegg ah. then, yeah, cancel the hell out of 'em already cuz that's all they got
@distressedegg he should buy the rights to Miraculous, one of the two lead characters is literally a sassy catboy twink
@distressedegg, to be fair the man started a wrestling show to satisfy different varieties of hot dumb-ass.
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