I want a girl with paws like Nepeta
Who gives me attention, and asks for pats
She is changing her name from [CENSORED] to Rebecca
She is climbing in the cockpit of a battle-ready mecha

I want a girl who's in Cybersecurity (CYBERSECURITY!)
I want a girl who wears full face masks (FULL! FACE! MASKS!)
Who's a ghost in the shadows, and an expert at arson,
And was home all day yesterday, if anybody asks,
I want a girl with a short fuse and a looong,
Long rap sheet

I want a girl who is covered in sediment,
Who shrieks in infrasonic at the moment she kills,
With iridescent skin and seven rows of teeth
And paralytic venom she secretes from her gills

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

I want a girl with tungsten alloy plating!
I want a girl who has jets! Built! In!
She's collecting her bounty - she is crushing my windpipe -
She is gyro compensating for the planetary spin--

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@LilyVers@queer.party thanks for doing the impossible. thanks for making CAKE horny

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@distressedegg i always thought they were horny. There's bass groove and everything. Plus you haven't seen me on a karaoke night

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@LilyVers@queer.party totally fair. you could probably fuck to "Comfort Eagle" if you ignore the words

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@distressedegg you can listen AND fuck, it's just an angry, angry fuck

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@LilyVers@queer.party i mean that also sounds fun tbh

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@distressedegg have I converted you?

Because

I am building a religion
I am building it bigger...

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@LilyVers@queer.party i can meet at your location, and yes, i'll come with cash

violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@distressedegg (well

THIS went better than expected)

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violence, but like, by a pretty girl, also a song 

@LilyVers@queer.party we'll get along just fine, just don't start calling me "DUUUUUUDE"

@distressedegg I would NEVER! I'm all for widening corridors, but I draw the line somewhere!

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