OBLIGATORY CREDIT POST: the #korps setting is @email@example.com 's, natch. characters in ?S #1 and #2 belong to @firstname.lastname@example.org , @email@example.com and @firstname.lastname@example.org . Characters in ?S #3 belong to @email@example.com , @ZafyrArt_Things@twitter.com and @ReadingRidley .
ASK SYBIL #6: "cooking". if you're GOING to eat an experiment and you don't want to get Last Of Us'ed, at LEAST stick to the ones marked "CONTROL"! sheesh!!!
(megamilk and keridwen belong to @firstname.lastname@example.org and @email@example.com , respectively. don't worry, they're fine! ...ish.)
ASK SYBIL #7: "upgrade". we're not talkin about THIIIIS or THIIIIIIIIS, we're talkin about THIIIIIIIIIIS
ASK SYBIL #9: "weirdest". nobody blows THAT much grant money on ginning experiments to give them the results they want, and then uses those experiments on themselves, WITHOUT the whole enterprise being at least mildly A Sex Thing
"Tails on Bipeds: the fuck?"
Very good joke 👌
@rockario in a universe where furries have always existed, I imagine the concept of tails would be weird from an evolutionary perspective
@distressedegg "Chaotic horny" *chuckles*
I often referred to myself as "chaotic playful" when asked about my alignment. Now it's more "Neutral sleepy".
@distressedegg i don’t think i told you this when you posted it on patreon but i fucking love the tailor irises
@hierarchon i still need to do a story about them sometime. the short version of their backstory is that they were once part of a big hivemind, but their manufacturer went out of business and shut down the servers, and proprietary DRM has made it exceedingly hard to relink back up. every surviving Iris model is sort of their own person now as a result. these three stick together because it's nice to know someone who's been through the same weird experience as you
@distressedegg that’s *good*, shit
@hierarchon every hivemind fucker just assumes they'll be cutting edge forever. what about obsolescence? what about maintaining legacy technology? what about the machinations of capitalism? there's so much more story potential there to explore
@fluxom_alt @hierarchon anyways that's a fun idea. maybe, similar to a lot of car companies, rivals design drones with base parts and code that are compatible with other companies, so that they can buy components from the same suppliers and then add their own detailing to target different specific consumer demographics
@distressedegg @hierarchon Every day I wake up at 8 am, clean out the various black box tech that's been shoved into he back of my skull and spine, and then go to work as a literal corporate drone for hire via phone apps. I make 10 bucks an hour, and work through four different companies, but somehow I think all this gig is getting me is a ragged body and a burnt out cyber link.
I know extroprians. There is nothing about them that is remotely sexy.
One of them died alone (because he was a horrid libertarian on top of being extroprian) and rotted for two weeks in the summer heat before the sheriff's deputy found them
His ALCOR freeze your head bracelet was worthless.
@distressedegg I don't think I quite noticed the look on Alexis' face for The Outfit. I'm sure she gets tired of people requesting it over and over, and someone actually *hating* it has got to be a novelty.
@Balina oh, i just figured she keeps issuing it to people because she's super horny for it,
@distressedegg That is... also probably super fucking likely, now that you mention it.
@Balina cons: it's tactically useless, provides zero protection or storage space, and draws attention literally anywhere
pros: u get to see the bobbies
@distressedegg is super estrogen a kind of estrogen formulated to work on the hyperactive biology superheros tend to have, or is it estrogen that produces results far quicker than normal estrogen and does things like induce vocal changes?
trick question, it's both
@vidi_victa_veni Really Extra Concentrated Mega Estrogen For Force Femming And Impatient Transes
@distressedegg I really hope you saw me melting down over on the Korps server at realizing I was unable to parse things that were staring me in the face.
Balina fills in context
So, uh. Despite the fact that I'm subscribed to the Patreon, and the fact that I actively commented on the post when it went up a month ago, I didn't actually parse that the very large lady there was Dahlia. *Somehow*
There was a post I made on April 11th, where I was asking myself if I could really get away with making the Korps variant of Dahlia like twelve feet tall: https://cybre.space/@Balina/103982181006553401
The original appearance of that particular Ask Sybil above was on April 18th, one week later. Not only did I not even start to parse that I was in this one, but I made comments about "huh maybe I should adjust Dahlia, she's closer to Sybil than I realized" on the Patreon post.
This was probably funnier on the Discord, where I just had a public blue-screen at the realization.
@distressedegg oh noooooooo D:
@distressedegg if I helped inspire Lonnie I'm proud of myself lmao
@Thaminga sshhhhhh maybe,
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