PREORDER TIME! We've got some neat new D.Egg merch comin' atcha! Place your orders now, help get these new items made and we'll send them out to you on October 30th.
FIRST OFF: A lot of you asked for them, so we finally made them. Presenting QUEER VILLAIN PRIDE embroidered patches! These sturdy fabric patches have an iron-on backing, making it easy to add a fashionable accent to any evil ensemble!
https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/distressed-egg/products/qvp-embroidered-patch-preorder
got the sample in for the QVP patch and OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIT it looks good. LOOK at that crisp bright color. LOOK at that sexy detailing. the PERFECT addition to any fabric-based clothing item or accessory. preorder now! https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/distressed-egg/products/qvp-embroidered-patch-preorder
SLIGHTLY TRAGIC UPDATE: due to COVID-related production delays, it currently looks like the patches won't be arriving until early November. Don't worry, though-- we're planning on fulfilling everyone's orders by November 13. Thanks for your continued patience, everyone! <3
(Incidentally, the stickers are still on track to be shipped out by October 30th. If you ordered a sticker and a patch, or a patch along with any other merch, I'm waiting until the patches get here to ship your order out to save you extraneous postage costs.)
@distressedegg Oh, hell yeah. That is a LOOK.
@BestGirlGrace finally, just the right patch for my astronaut jumpsuit
@distressedegg I'm gonna go to the moon, claim it for myself, and be gay up there
@BestGirlGrace the moon has always been gay, but it's time we made it official
@distressedegg Damn, that turned out great!
@distressedegg That is *stunningly* well-rendered holy shit.
@Balina i know, right? i'm SHOCKED
@distressedegg these came out incredibly well, just pre-ordered both 🤍
UPDATE: got the sample in for the Anxious Dommes Social Club patch and it looks incredible! LOOK at that DETAILING! Command the respect of your subs and the sympathy of your fellow dommes with this super slick iron-on patch, now available for preorder. https://shop.irisjay.net/collections/distressed-egg/products/anxious-dommes-social-club-patch-preorder