i love reading cool tweets by my horny friends :)

also agreeing that GLaDOS radiates massive QVP energy and "bitchy disembodied AI" is a vibe i relate to and need to make an OC for

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plus i like the idea of like. "we're not having what you would call 'sex'. you might not always feel comfortable or enjoy yourself while you're here. but when you step into my domain, you're becoming a very small part in a much, much larger machine. I take a deep and painstaking satisfaction in fine-tuning the performance of my components."

horny 

i like horny stuff that wildly recontextualizes what sensuality can mean, and also i like being a big evil bitch

horny 

@distressedegg My brain's immediate response: "Oh wow, hi, *brushes hair aside and blushes*"

re: horny, enter the Technician 

@distressedegg Hold yerself in Abeyance there M'aam, no disrespect meant but I'm the maintenance technician, I'm gonna need you to reboot in safe mode and open up those access panels, you've put off regular inspection and maintenance checkup last fifteen times, and eaten the poor bastard they sent.

Best not try me out on your neurals, got a nasty virus in my grey matter, won't much like Her.

re: horny, enter the Technician 

@Motodrachen haha woooowwww your oc sounds so coooooooooooooooooool ok bye

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