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REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

things are kind of depressing for online sex industry folks today so i'll spare y'all on here. instead please consider: jamming a hood on me and pumping me full of eggs until all i can do is squawk

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

i wanna be a big dumb bird who's only good for getting fucked and cranking out eggs!!! and for being cute. that would be cool, okay byeeeee

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

i'm still thinking about this btw

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

also about whoever knocked me up rubbing my tight, clutch-packed belly as i moan and push egg after egg out, murmuring about what a good, productive girl i am

That'd Be Cool, Know What I Mean, Gals,

awful confession 

i know i come off as The Big Bad Nightmare Bitch a lot of the time but, like many, many other trans femmes, there is a small cluster of neurons very deep in my brain that rings like a cathedral bell whenever i get praised

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@distressedegg oh, you'd probably like an idea i've been hanging onto: it's an "oops, transforming in the middle of lecture" type thing where above the desk they look fine but below the desk they've got big muscly dinosaur legs, and they're fighting against lizardly thoughts---but instead of being placid egg-laying it's more of like, an amazonian queen thing so she's like "puny humans would be jealous if they could only see my mighty clutch"

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@kotep THESE FOOLS!!! WITH THEIR PATHETIC HIGHER LEARNING AND SOCIAL HIERARCHY!! THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE JOY OF TEARING INTO THE STEAMING FLESH OF A RECENTLY KILLED HERBIVORE, KNOWING YOUR HATCHLINGS WILL GROW AS STRONG AND TERRIFYING AS YOU

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@kotep hey this is a hot story idea

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@distressedegg @kotep this is also much what i sometimes imagine might help give a spider wasp the energy to drag freshly caught prey to a suitable site and painstakingly dig, fill, and seal a burrow. it is an incredible amount of work! i've seen them with spiders bigger and heavier than they are, and they just Do It, not even flying because they can't haul that kind of load that way, and i wonder if some of the time when they can spare a thought they're thinking about how strong and crafty and skillful at hunting will be their daughters whom they'll never live to meet because that's how spider wasps' lives go, but who will in spite of it grow up safe and full fed just the same, and maybe remember they were well cared for by the mother whom they likewise will never have the chance to know

i don't know, of course. i mean who's to say spider wasps really think about anything, but then i suppose who's to say we do either? of course we think we do, but we've only our own word for it. anyway sorry if this comes off weird, it's just kind of where my head is at and seems potentially relevant enough that instead of deleting it i guess i'll go ahead and hit

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@distressedegg it's on the list for sure

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@distressedegg you would make a cute, eggy bird, is the thing

REALLY furry shit, breeding kink 

@BestGirlGrace i WOULD!!!! and it is UNFAIR that i can't be one in real life, frankly!!!!!

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