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We're starting fulfillment next week, and as previously stated, we're hoping to get domestic orders in your mailboxes by the end of September and international orders by early October. I'll be opening the D.Egg Gumroad store in October after all the pre-orders are sent out. Thanks for all your patience! I can't wait to hear what you think of this awesome merch! 💗🧡💚💜🖤

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ALSO, I just sent out an email to everyone who pre-ordered, but just in case some of you didn't receive it (and in the interest of redundancy): If you've changed your shipping address since when you placed the order, PLEASE let me know so I know where to ship your package!

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reminder that i should make some merch out of this old design now that i have a merch store

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FROM THE PATREON: SELF-FAN ART MONTH, BABY! TIME TO SELF-INDULGE. i realized that i hadn't ever actually drawn Succor using her hallucinogenic mind control candy flesh Literally Ever, so i fixed that unacceptable error

subscribe today, sinners: patreon.com/distressedegg

I’ll send an update email to preorder customers tonight and start shipping packs out next week!! GET HYPE, Y’ALL

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LB: GUESS WHAT, I'M IN THIS WILD-ASS DEMON PORN ANTHOLOGY

THIS IS... PROBABLY NOT NEWS OVER HERE ON MASTODON CONSIDERING MY SECRET IDENTITY IS A LOT LESS SECRET OVER HERE THAN ON TWITTER

BUT STILL!!! DEMON PORN!!! WOW

twitter thread link, NSFW demon porn book promo 

It's official: Buffomet is launching in just 21 days! If you've ever wanted to hold in your hands a luxurious book that might just burn your eyeballs out with the power of sheer demonic horniness, this is going to be the book for you.

Read more @fortunamedias@twitter.com : twitter.com/FortunaMedias/stat

( #nsfw #mastoart #art #queerart )

MY PIN MANUFACTURER IS SHIPPING ME THE QVP FLAG PINS, BTW. will send another email update out to all my pre-order pals once they arrive!

supervillain costumery 

UPDATE: tonight was fun as fuck. Thanks to @BestGirlGrace , @ReadingRidley and @krinndnz for scheming with me!!

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supervillain costumery 

Also there’s supposed to be thunderstorms tonight, which NEVER happens in Seattle. Even the weather is feeling nefarious....

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supervillain costumery 

Currently taking up TWO seats on this near-empty bus. BECAUSE I’M EVIL!!!!

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Grace finally finished another story! It's got corruption, monologuing about the evils of capitalism, Modemoiselle, a little ahegao, reality play, aaaaand I almost forgot it's a bondage fic 

FROM THE PATREON: i've been grooving on a bunch of good-ass giant robot stuff lately, and since mechs are perennially horny, we-ell,

subscribe today for more over-the-top abstract cartoon metaphors for sex, and also real actual sex: patreon.com/distressedegg

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