Driving through Pennsylvania and realized my phone was missing. We called it, but didn't hear a ring. We looked at its shared location and it appeared to be at the gas station we'd just left.
We got off the interstate, turned around, and about a mile from the gas station I realized I had been sitting on it.

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 14, 2021, 21:45

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 14, 2021, 21:45

Jul 14, 2021, 21:45

Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

love to do some malicious compliance at work

**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 12, 2021, 17:58

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**Pen Merch** @idesofmerch@mastodon.social · Jul 12, 2021, 17:58

Jul 12, 2021, 17:58

Pen Merch @idesofmerch@mastodon.social

Considering how every other generation is named, "The Greatest Generation" should be named the "World War Twosies" or some shit.

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**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 12, 2021, 17:30

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**Pops Kin** @geesehoward@monads.online · Jul 12, 2021, 17:30

Jul 12, 2021, 17:30

Pops Kin @geesehoward@monads.online

i hurt my ass today -jomny cash voice

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 09, 2021, 20:52

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 09, 2021, 20:52

Jul 09, 2021, 20:52

Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

Remember Bartman

**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 09, 2021, 20:42

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**ElfLord** @ElfLord@freedom.horse · Jul 09, 2021, 20:42

Jul 09, 2021, 20:42

ElfLord @ElfLord@freedom.horse

Just got back from going outside! It sucked!

**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 09, 2021, 20:01

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**healyn** @healyn@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2021, 20:01

Jul 09, 2021, 20:01

healyn @healyn@mastodon.social

turns out "hoist by my own petard" is a fancy way of saying "just sat on a live grenade like a big time jerkoff"

**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 09, 2021, 14:45

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**Violet** @Violet@chitter.xyz · Jul 09, 2021, 14:45

Jul 09, 2021, 14:45

Violet @Violet@chitter.xyz

Microsoft has released some fun "nostalgia" wallpapers on their blog

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-365/blog/2021/07/08/get-nostalgic-with-new-microsoft-teams-backgrounds/

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 09, 2021, 15:30

**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jul 09, 2021, 15:30

Jul 09, 2021, 15:30

Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

Really feeling this.

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**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 09, 2021, 02:50

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**Nero Villagallos O'Reilly** @itsnero@mstdn.itsnero.com · Jul 09, 2021, 02:50

Jul 09, 2021, 02:50

Nero Villagallos O'Reilly @itsnero@mstdn.itsnero.com

I will continue to draw sexy Pyramid Head like it's 2005 and no one can keep me from my life's work

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**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 08, 2021, 01:57

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**slime_golem** @text_quest@mastodon.social · Jul 08, 2021, 01:57

Jul 08, 2021, 01:57

slime_golem @text_quest@mastodon.social

Slake my thirst on beautiful tinctures.

**Plinth Edifice** · Jul 08, 2021, 11:56

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**Srol - 1 Lb. Full Leg of Goat** @srol@mellified.men · Jul 08, 2021, 11:56

Jul 08, 2021, 11:56

Srol - 1 Lb. Full Leg of Goat @srol@mellified.men

I'm hiding in one of your kitchen cabinets. You're gonna open it and I'm gonna quickly whisper "style." It'll be like a tiktok you hate but instead you're in it.