Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

So I hacked Billy Joel's phone and now I'm really fucking scared

TFW you're at the DMV but you're also horny for the devil.

#69 #nice

https://mellified.men/media/vkBVfYXVRPBb2rJeygU

Staring at a piece of moldy bread on a broken plate. Harsh light bleeds into the humid room through cracked and filthy boards against the windows.
"Ikari Gendo was a wife guy," I mutter, as a sodden ceiling tile collapses and falls with a whimper onto the frayed remnants of a rug.

Like if you are a coward.

Boost if you pronounce the "w" in "sword."

Shout out to the guy wheeling a crate of prosecco down the street. You're the real hero.

I'm so horny for dewpoint data

I'll probably do the goof again or I'll forget about it

uuugh I gotta delete me internet goof because you can see my name in some of them. Godammit.

Watching the filth on my desk pile up over time.

I don't know what's happening outside my window, but I do know it involves a lot of yelling and a lot of refrigerators

I'm eating cake for breakfast, exactly like a man who has had sex before at least once.

Eat sausage!
(No!)
Eat ham!
(No!)
Eat Sandwich!
(No!!)
Eat rain?

(YES!)
(ONLY RAIN!!)