Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

Some personal news

and then suddenly his nuts grew three times as fat

I stop a newsboy on the street. "Hey kid, what's the scoop?" I inquire, tossing him a dime. He hands me a broadsheet which I unfurl to see what else but my own mug staring back with the headline "UR UGLY." And that's another win in the newsboy's column in our longstanding rivalry.

Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

Thinking of making some retro gaming merchandise.

Service toot to all fellow bisexuals :

Please be reminded that you are under a status effect of high visibility today. Vanishing spells will likely fizzle and stealth checks have disadvantage. Take care.

#BiVisibilityDay

get in nerds we're going to the burned-out chuck e cheese

an asinine comic called 'horseheaded' (part 2) CW for violence + cartoon bomb

Today I learned they made a commemorative card for when Odo lost his virginity.

FUCK YEAH FIRST DAY OF FALL, TIME TO PRAISE THE TREES LIKE THE HEATHENS OF OLD 🦡 🙏 🍁 🍂 🍁 🍂 🍁 🍂

Someone uploaded the McDonald's Style guide from 1975-88 on Archive

https://archive.org/details/mc-donalds-specification-manual-1975

In ST3: The Search for Spock, when Spock's father comes to Kirk's apartment, this sculpture is hanging in the background.

Last night I realized it's the same sculpture that's been in my family for decades, and now hangs on my fireplace. 🤯

#startrek

some of y'all have recently been talking about how it's a shame more hearing people don't know some sort of sign language, or how you wish you could learn ASL.

well here is Bill Vicars, a skilled ASL instructor, giving lessons for free! https://www.youtube.com/user/billvicars

if you're wondering if he's any good, here are people on tumblr talking about why these videos are so excellent: https://naurielrochnur.tumblr.com/post/681278972517072896/emorawrites-tell-the-stars-hello