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So I hacked Billy Joel's phone and now I'm really fucking scared

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TFW you're at the DMV but you're also horny for the devil.

#69

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We're watching the David Suchet 'Poirot' series and every episode set up us "Poirot falls in with a cadre of the worst people imaginable."

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This episode of Poirot has 20 solid minutes of dentistry before the murder happens.

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pegs

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Pegs

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sameself  

No

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Lesbian Giraffe Bitch Thot  

the cool thing about being a mother now is that i can turn people into moths whenever i want

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Candidates can pick any song for their campaign, and none of them choose Sexx Laws.

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le sex cybre

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Frank  

Dujiangyan Zhongshuge bookstore, located in Chengdu.

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selfsame  

heat death of the artist

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dirt  

cucking the pope by talking directly to god myself

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Pupkin Spice Computer  

Somedayz this is all your brain can manage youtu.be/4Be5U18-F9A

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draemmli (Serviervorschlag)  

@epilys Yes, I got to pick it up for free at the railway's recycling center :)

It's standing in our living room.

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Official Hoofboy  

Every day is International Day of Ass if youre not a coward

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Dirk  

there's a veterinarian up the street from me called crossing animal clinic and every time I pass it I'm like so mad. SO CLOSE!! You idiots!

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Koopa  

Hello, I'm #koopa. It's 15 : 23

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Mike, First of His Name  

Tom Lehrer has released his songs and lyrics into the public domain.

tomlehrersongs.com/

What a nice thing to do.

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Wait is this what everyone has been talking about??
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stans

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content fucking sucks

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Pen Merch  

Was linked to this new wave music video and it's hard to believe that it's not a Kids in the Hall skit youtube.com/watch?v=O1Q7Wj8IQT

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