A multi-car collision of peak irony, misguided nostalgia, and brand engagement.
He's the Doug Jones of being covered in dots.
@irisjaycomics God, Willem Dafoe was in this and Aquaman. The dude just really wants to be surrounded by sparkly shit!
@elecray7k https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carter_(film) PLEASE read the Wikipedia page for the movie btw, it’s fucking NUTS:
- directed by the Finding Nemo/Wall-E guy despite his total lack of knowledge about directing live action bc he’s a HUGE Burroughs nerd
- Disney had been trying to make a Princess of Mars movie since the 30s
- the entire movie had to undergo MASSIVE reshoots, plus a script edit by *Michael Fucking Chabon*
- this might be the best review line ever
@irisjaycomics I wish someone would make a sword and sorcery flick with the same reckless abandon that powers Jupiter Ascending and John Carter.
@irisjaycomics And it's SO MUCH better for it.