relationships, cute stuff 

relationships, cute stuff 

relationships, cute stuff 

The peasants hath become accustomed to speaking a most detestable phrase: “as you say, Elder.” They utter it with a most indecent tone, implying disbelief and rebellious sentiments. This phrase might rightly be compared to the gravest insult of our age, which I dare not write.

i have been forcibly reminded the voyager plates basically constitute a mixtape, unsolicited nudes, and directions to where we live

"he shakes the arrows, he consults the household idols, he looks at the liver"

@text_quest Congrats on your new Labor Assignment in the Slime Mines and obtaining a new Slime Cave Dwelling Location (SCDL).

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ranked choice voting in maine 

if money was no object my ideal job is to be that kind soul who puts a single onion ring in your order of french fries

The saxophone solo in Baker Street plays as I drive my mint condition 1992 Chevy Camaro into one of those mall fountains. What's my wish? To finally be granted freedom from my everlasting curse of eternal life, but because I said it out loud it won't happen

@srol "In this context, 'shocked asses' is literal, as I will have rigged their seats to inflict a mild electric shock ala The Tingler."

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