jgarfink @jgarfink@mellified.men

After a big weekend of ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS, I am ready to get back to eating vegetables

hello, it is my WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW WHAT

I think today's going to be a Hungry Day ™️

guess who has two thumbs and a headache

It feels wrong to say PDF file even though it's technically correct. Feels like PIN number or ATM machine.

I don't think I have ever once been glad I went to the gym. I have been glad that I don't have to beat myself up for skipping, but I rarely if ever feel GOOD after going to the gym. Ugh.

time for SECOND COFFEE

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I am BACK FROM FLORIDA and I got burnt on the last day despite my best efforts

UPDATE: Incoming plane left five minutes early!

I'm flying today, and you know what that means: obsessively checking my incoming plane as well as the flight status every three seconds

I have thought about this more and I am madder! It's one thing if this is company-sanctioned, in which case they definitely need to drop the price. It's another thing if just some random employee did it, in which case it's kinda shitty to profit off your coworkers.

Someone in our office put a little basket full of k-cups next to the machine with a price of $1.50 which offends me on a personal level. Why not $1? Why $1.50? SO DUMB

I'm legitimately always surprised when I'm doing my job mostly correctly

Ah yes, the four genders

Whatever happened to Dishwalla?

One of my coworkers is having a May the 4th party and I am seriously considering bringing Star Trek cookies

opening all the windows so my air conditioning doesn't kick on two days before it's supposed to be 30 degrees again

The editor's note in this month of Modern Steel Construction magazine suggests that if you're a manager, you should get involved with youth sports whether you have a kid OR NOT and I cannot express to you what a bad idea that seems to be

No one ever tells you how weird purl stitches feel all over your foot

First sock done! Inside out might actually look cooler? #knitting

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