I think I may have used up a mascara for the first time in my life

The greatest gift the Pitch Perfect movies gave us is the idea of a Snoop Dogg Christmas album

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Help me Masto, you're my only hope!

Anyone know where (that's not Amazon) I could get 40-ish two-hole buttons, 8 mm in diameter? Etsy's search function is failing me because it's TERRIBLE.

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THERE'S A MOTLEY CRUE MOVIE COMING TO NETFLIX I WILL WATCH IT ALL

I just paid my credit card bill this morning so now I'm thinking about all the things I can spend my money on

Today I finished my sweater and hemmed a pair of pants, so it's been a good day for garments in my house

I waxed my swift today, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say

you guys i am almost done with my OWLS sweater

Look, all I'm saying is we're not talking about Weezer's cover of No Scrubs enough. We should be having way more conversations about it.

that feeling where you just finished lunch but somehow you're hungrier than when you started

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