jgarfink @jgarfink@mellified.men

it turns out it is Very Hot outside

What ever happened to capris?

I miss capris, especially on hot days like today.

How did my glasses get smudged they haven't moved from my face

The human body is disgusting.

Hey Masto pals! I'm going to NEW YORK in the fall and need recommendations on neighborhoods in which to stay. Things I will likely be doing:

Cooking/baking/chocolate classes - looking into Jacques Torres and Momofuku
Sightseeing - I'm a fan of MoMA or maybe we'll do the Met
Shopping - you know, some

THOUGHTS?

Happy Wednesday, Masto pals!

I ordered regular coffee today! With caffeine! Like I'm supposed to!

Hey guys, that Gotye song was from 2011 and I feel so old now and also what is time

good morning from the dummy who accidentally ordered decaf

You guys, this video.

This video is amazing and I love it.

I've never watched Drag Race but now that I've watched this video I totally get the appeal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa_axRz2hfk

WHY WOULD YOU ONLY HAVE THREE OF THE ARROWVERSE SHOWS AND NOT JUST WAIT UNTIL THE FOURTH ONE IS READY TO BE ON NETFLIX THIS IS DUMB

Happy Sunday, Masto pals!

The pride parade is today, I am VERY EXCITED.

🏳️‍🌈

new mattress who dis

folks, i frigging love the hunger games movies and i do not care if anyone makes fun of me

So bed is HERE but I was a real dummy and got a zip-up mattress protector that took me fifteen minutes to figure out. RIDICULOUS

I've got a delivery scheduled between 9 and noon. Now taking bets as to when they show.

I'm watching this woman decorate cookies and goddamn does she promote using fancy-ass specialized equipment. Who needs a dehydrator for decorating cookies, honestly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGacJt8L9I

just saw someone abbreviate Out Of The Loop and I am so happy about it

OOTL

OOTL!