jgarfink @jgarfink@mellified.men

Mmmm, chocolate

I think I may have used up a mascara for the first time in my life

i voted today! hooray for vote by mail!

The greatest gift the Pitch Perfect movies gave us is the idea of a Snoop Dogg Christmas album

Help me Masto, you're my only hope!

Anyone know where (that's not Amazon) I could get 40-ish two-hole buttons, 8 mm in diameter? Etsy's search function is failing me because it's TERRIBLE.

#knitting #sewing #buttons

I miss gum.

This project manager we're working with is so frustrating because all he cares about is schedule, and also he says things with total confidence that are oftentimes very incorrect.

THERE'S A MOTLEY CRUE MOVIE COMING TO NETFLIX I WILL WATCH IT ALL

I just paid my credit card bill this morning so now I'm thinking about all the things I can spend my money on

It's snowing upwards

Happy Monday, Masto pals!

Today I finished #knitting my sweater and hemmed a pair of pants, so it's been a good day for garments in my house

I waxed my swift today, which is a sentence I never thought I'd say

you guys i am almost done with my OWLS sweater

I don't know, ARE YOU

Look, all I'm saying is we're not talking about Weezer's cover of No Scrubs enough. We should be having way more conversations about it.

that feeling where you just finished lunch but somehow you're hungrier than when you started

STOP USING THE WORD "MINUTE" TO REFERENCE ANY AMOUNT OF TIME OTHER THAN AN ACTUAL MINUTE

Folks, it's gonna be a day