After a big weekend of ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS, I am ready to get back to eating vegetables

@gannet I recently discovered mosaic knitting and cannot get over how cool it looks with such minimal effort!


@gannet I find whenever I have an "ordinary' or "lazy" day I end up getting bored partway through. At least this way things are interesting!

I think today's going to be a Hungry Day ™️

It feels wrong to say PDF file even though it's technically correct. Feels like PIN number or ATM machine.

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I am BACK FROM FLORIDA and I got burnt on the last day despite my best efforts

@gabek congratulations on eating things you don't like

@gabek No, and believe it or not, the k-cup machine is a major upgrade. We used to have one of those crappy coffee machines that cost 30c per cup and had "lightener" instead of non-dairy creamer and it was TERRIBLE

UPDATE: Incoming plane left five minutes early!

I'm flying today, and you know what that means: obsessively checking my incoming plane as well as the flight status every three seconds

I have thought about this more and I am madder! It's one thing if this is company-sanctioned, in which case they definitely need to drop the price. It's another thing if just some random employee did it, in which case it's kinda shitty to profit off your coworkers.

Someone in our office put a little basket full of k-cups next to the machine with a price of $1.50 which offends me on a personal level. Why not $1? Why $1.50? SO DUMB

I'm legitimately always surprised when I'm doing my job mostly correctly

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Honey Mummy Central

A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.