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boss makes a dollar, I'm covered in slime, getting my bones removed on company time

I really wish I had any interest or talent or anything to offer that wasn't just my ability to absolutely eat shit all the time

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Friday I started work at 10 am and worked until 1:30 in the morning, slept until 7 and started back in at 8:30, worked until six in the morning, slept for an hour and a half, went to church and then directly back into the office for a 10:30 to 2 am stint. Tomorrow is going to be another long one and I do not want to do this any more

dune 

Like he's the protagonist but in my memory I was never like ah, this is a fun guy with a morally correct plan - it really felt like the Harkonnens are really awful but you don't get a sense that there's like Good Guys

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dune 

I've only read the first one, once, a long time ago, but I think one of the most interesting things about it to me is, like... how little popularity I would assume the book would have? And it's been a long time since I've read it but like - in my memory, Paul isn't like a character I was rooting for?

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dune 

who wants to talk about dune? Not the movie I haven't seen the movie

people keep telling me made up dates when things are going to happen. november 7th, what the fuck does that mean. novembers not real

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@mark You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Here, But It Sucks!™️

"ah, sucks to hear that. I will be calling in sick."

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what am i supposed to do with the information that you're bad at managing things and at some point next week it's going to be my problem

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bosses love to be like, "hey, just wanted to let you know - tuesday is going to be a rough one." buddy I know it sucks to work here - i already work here

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🎶 this is what you pet..
this is what you pet..
this is what you pet
when you have a cat

I can't decide between getting a MNT Reform or a Framework laptop. I'm not going to do either, but I can't decide which one to fruitlessly desire more

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I was very into portents as a teen. Now I'm more of an omens kinda guy.

It's fine the rest of the anniversary present is going to be a d.s. & durga candle and the new Rebecca solnit book about Orwell and roses

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She knew the robe was coming because the day after I ordered it she was like "do you need anything from LL Bean I'm ordering myself some flannel stuff" and I was like "WHAT flannel stuff"

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Dropping $250 on this but removing all the home alone theming just because you’re really into the federal revival homes of the northern Chicago suburbs

in a hilarious situation the package containing the flannel robe I got for my wife from LL Bean for our anniversary came on the same day and at the same time as the flannel pajamas and sheets she got herself from LL Bean

UPS Chaos Mode is not a date-definite method of delivery

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