dad tired @mark@mellified.men

I really wish I had any interest or talent or anything to offer that wasn't just my ability to absolutely eat shit all the time

Friday I started work at 10 am and worked until 1:30 in the morning, slept until 7 and started back in at 8:30, worked until six in the morning, slept for an hour and a half, went to church and then directly back into the office for a 10:30 to 2 am stint. Tomorrow is going to be another long one and I do not want to do this any more

This is me. Im always feeling like this

Like he's the protagonist but in my memory I was never like ah, this is a fun guy with a morally correct plan - it really felt like the Harkonnens are really awful but you don't get a sense that there's like Good Guys

I've only read the first one, once, a long time ago, but I think one of the most interesting things about it to me is, like... how little popularity I would assume the book would have? And it's been a long time since I've read it but like - in my memory, Paul isn't like a character I was rooting for?

who wants to talk about dune? Not the movie I haven't seen the movie

people keep telling me made up dates when things are going to happen. november 7th, what the fuck does that mean. novembers not real

"ah, sucks to hear that. I will be calling in sick."

what am i supposed to do with the information that you're bad at managing things and at some point next week it's going to be my problem

bosses love to be like, "hey, just wanted to let you know - tuesday is going to be a rough one." buddy I know it sucks to work here - i already work here

I can't decide between getting a MNT Reform or a Framework laptop. I'm not going to do either, but I can't decide which one to fruitlessly desire more

It's fine the rest of the anniversary present is going to be a d.s. & durga candle and the new Rebecca solnit book about Orwell and roses

She knew the robe was coming because the day after I ordered it she was like "do you need anything from LL Bean I'm ordering myself some flannel stuff" and I was like "WHAT flannel stuff"

in a hilarious situation the package containing the flannel robe I got for my wife from LL Bean for our anniversary came on the same day and at the same time as the flannel pajamas and sheets she got herself from LL Bean

UPS Chaos Mode is not a date-definite method of delivery