Clover Arizona @phenokage@mellified.men

#introduction posts on Regular Mastodon are like "hi I'm Clover, I'm a howlennial living with my partner out in the Pacific Northwest, I'm not much of a creator but I dabble in world-building and my hobbies include cycling, guitar, and costuming" and on Furry Mastodon they're like

🎶 it's like ten thousand Boosts
when all you need is a Like 🎶

today on fighting games

mentally I am here

Nic Cage says to always remember the one thing you have with jiu-jitsu: leverage

basically this movie is the original pitch for Predator where it was a Rocky sequel, but with Brazilian martial arts instead of boxing.

the premise of this movie is that the Predator taught jiu-jitsu to mankind so that he could swing by every few years and fight somebody using jiu-jitsu

We're this many minutes into the movie and somebody finally did a move that resembles jiu-jitsu.

Tonight's movie is Jiu Jitsu (2020).

I've been watching Babylon 5 for five seasons without knowing Robin Atkin Downes played a secondary character, and my partner recognized his voice in as many seconds.

Ready Player Zero takes place in 2020 and a young Elvis Hendrix has to unlock the secrets of VRChat by tapping into his vast knowledge of The Beach Boys and Hitchcock films.

if I was a monster hunter I would simply set up a giant box with a pole attached to a rope holding up one end, and place the monster's favorite food underneath.

a stainless-steel hearse with a license plate that says “OUTATIME” and a bumper-sticker that says “my other car is a Gunstar (from The Last Starfighter)”

Ready Player One but instead of being centered around the easter egg in Adventure it's the easter egg in Mad Professor Mariarti, because I want to hear Mark Rylance say “hello hacker fucker”

roses are red
violets are blue
Ready Player One
Ready Player Two