Srol @srol@mellified.men
Writer, journalist, programmer.
I'm a freelancer for CNN, but I never talk about work on this account. Try @phogan on Twitter.
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My #introduction (#introductions) is hilariously out of date. My name is Patrick Hogan and I'm a journalist. I've worked a bunch of places, but I'm presently between the jobs (hire me). I wrote an intro to Mastodon last month for The Outline https://theoutline.com/post/2689/mastodon-makes-the-internet-feel-like-home-again
I toot a lot about scifi/fantasy novels, video games and other crap. I've made several dumb bots: @FursonaAssignment @NintendoPowered @Energy_Forecast and I released a Mastodon ebooks bot you can use today! https://github.com/Srol/mastodon-ebook
Circumstances when it's okay to @ someone telling them to use linux: If they post "I'm thinking about using gnu/linux"
Circumstances when it's not: Every other time
Dear Bill Gates:
My dad grounded me because of your potty mouth computers.
I excellent for puzzle games. BATTLETOADS
Like the skin problems
they are named for, the
glorious ‘Toads won’t
easily be conquered.
Had a lovely day at the beach
You would think at some point in the future we'd stop designing ships that look ridiculous when not properly oriented in a gravity well.
TOMORROW IS A BEACH DAY!
GONNA JUMP IN THE OCEAN! GONNA RUN AWAY SCREAMING!
FROM A PORTUGUESE MAN'O'WAR
I'm older than Drake
You dun butt-punched the code right out me.
Life is butt. A DREAM!
Ok the weekend can start now.
My dog is barking because I'm working and she can't engage with my brand.
One time I asked my doctor if my skull was weird and she said maybe I should find another doctor. I moved to Iowa a month later, so I guess she was right?
They've just always got so much going on, I can't keep up!
Do you think Taco Bell would think I was pranking them if I called and asked if they had any specials this evening? It wouldn't be a prank, I assure you.
So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Ta-ta
Ta-ta, ta-ta, to ya and ya and ya
I'm so bored at work, I'm just sitting at my desk mumbling new verses to the song "So Long Farewell" from The Sound of Music
ummmm
I wish I understood anything about why I like the things I like.
Why does my health insurance have a five day processing period for all payments, but this improv theater somehow manages to get the cash for my classes out of my bank account seconds after I make the payment.
I guess I am the kind of asshole who would take improv classes because that's what I just signed up for.
