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Reconstructed and updated my two-year-old bingo card. You should too! These memes really helped me get to know my fedi neighbors better.

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I hate hate hate all the temperature checks at NYC businesses. There have been so many articles and studies showing they're ineffective as a way to prevent the spread of Covid, and it feels like I'm putting a huge burden on the service/retail people having to drop what they're doing to scan me, and that's when I don't have to awkwardly stand outside for 15 minutes waiting for them.

I only heard this song for the first time yesterday ('Bigger Sky' by The Altogether) and I'm already just humming and singing it pretty much everywhere I go thealtogether.bandcamp.com/tra

Me: I'm a pretty private person, I like to keep what's going on in my personal life to myself and a handful of close friends.

Also me: Funny story about the numerical sequence in my social security number ...

I was doing the dishes and Can You Picture That from The Muppet Movie came on my headphones and I started dancing and lip-syncing along to it. I was really feeling it, and why not, it's an awesome song.

At one point I did a spin, which is when I saw my neighbor across the alley, standing at her window, huge grin on her face, cell phone raised probably recording the whole thing.

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Something happened to me just now that made me worry I'm the protagonist in a romcom and I'm shaking.

Ideally, I'd go to work first thing in the morning after waking up. If that's not possible, then I'd prefer to do it at the end of the day, so I have time to run errands and relax and stuff.

But a schedule like today where my shift is right in the middle of my waking hours, so I really don't have time to do anything before or after ... wow I hate this.

Home Depot employee cutting me less than 1 foot of this chain that costs like a dollar per foot: What are u making?

Me, normal: Website

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which was funnier?

Hey, if you ever thought of putting together a long thread where you live-posted your reactions to watching a TV show or movie or video game for the first time but didn't because you thought no one would be interested, I love that shit!

What sound effect should I make with my mouth when I pull up my desk to standing height.

You're telling me? You're *telling* me? *You're* telling *me*?

which was funnier?

And if you're worried people might unfollow or block you over it

A) I don't think they will

B) CW and use a hashtag that people can mute.

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I remember back when I first joined Masto in '17, there were multiple people tooting their first time watching DS9 and what a blessed age that was.

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Hey, if you ever thought of putting together a long thread where you live-posted your reactions to watching a TV show or movie or video game for the first time but didn't because you thought no one would be interested, I love that shit!

What sound effect should I make with my mouth when I pull up my desk to standing height.

Someone come to my apartment and throw me out the window, I'm feeling nostalgic for the Vita.

Ones I've tried: 1, 3, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13
Ones I've finished: 9, 10, 14 (so far), 15
Ones I've never touched in any form: 2, 4, 5,

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Now that I've maxed out crafting and gathering in FF14, I wonder if it's time for me try Final Fantasy 6 again. I try to play it every five years or so. I've never had a problem with anything in the game, but for some reason it never sticks with me.

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