Srol @srol@mellified.men

Made three toots about this song before I thought "Oh, I should link it" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkoCL7qvvOE

*Homsar voice* That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

There's nothing quite like the feeling of instantly falling in love with a song that you've never heard before.

Like, you think you know me? Fuck you, you don't know me. I don't even know me. My paint's not dry yet. I'm still evolving, changing. I can be anything.

I didn't know anything about Songs for a New World other than one time I took an improv class that was a pun on its name. I'm listening to the opening song now and uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
uh oh
I might love this.

LB: I really should just kill the bot right here. Never gonna get better than that.

Sorry to disobey the will of the poll, but I wanted to use the salmon while it was still fresh.

holy shit freestyle canoe-ing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM

Dinner tonight?

My seven year old nephew is such a serious child, he starts every conversation like he's writing a business email. "About what I was telling you earlier about my favorite parks, I have new information for you."

14-year-old nephew: Hey Uncle Patrick, you like the TV show Community, right?

Me: Yeah, it's really good. Are you watching it?

Nephew: No, but it's Braden's favorite show.

Me: Who's Braden?

Nephew: *Holds up tablet where he is on a live video call with his friend, Braden*

Me: .... hello Braden.

Braden: Cool cool cool

I didn't have a cell phone until I went away to college because I didn't want one unless it popped open like in The Matrix.

Pringles' main marketing line is still that other snacks are just too dang messy. They have no idea the things I've done for snacks. Making a mess is the least of my concerns.

Something is making my gaming PC surge awake seconds after it goes to sleep, but I haven't had time to troubleshoot as every time I notice it happening I'm busy on my work computer.

It's such a liberating feeling to quickly realize "Oh, no, I hate this" and then be able to immediately move on to something else.

I see a headline that reads "4 myths and 4 fascinating facts about milk” and my first thought is "This writer is trying to turn me into a cow."

Should TF posts have a TF cw if there is no sexual or otherwise NSFW content?