Srol @srol@mellified.men

Since I'm stranded on a boat for 90 minutes, I went ahead and made a Srol Bingo card. I think I edited out most of the self hatred

My exhortations become more old-timey depending on how much I've had.

sober: what the heck
tipsy: goodness gracious
drunk: angels and ministers of grace preserve us!

They're just gonna throw out words like haruspexy, my stars.

Simon McBurney AND Jared Harris? Was there a 2-for-1 sale on middle aged English character actors?

Kobolds too, my goodness!

Ok, centaurs now.

On I didn't realize the DS9 writer René Echeverria was involved in this

Good hooves in this show.

Well now I can't tell people I've never seen Orlando Bloom's ass.

Did my friend recommend this solely based on all the satyrs?

So that's what it looks like when a pixie strangles a hellhound.

The first episode is called "Some dark god wakes" so yeah, I think my friend was on the money.

A friend told me Carnival Row was "trash, but your sort of trash" so I'm gonna eat some spaghetti and watch the first episode now.

Come down the stairs in my pajamas and my parents ask if I would like to join them for cocktails.

I'm awake

You can just sing the words "Islands in the Stream" repeatedly to the chorus of "Islands in the Stream"

This seal's face makes me very uncomfortable.

Six volumes in and Hiveswap Friendsim finally has a music track I like. https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/tfw-another-james-roach-track

Imagine! An entire day, just for legs!