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Srol @srol@mellified.men

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My () is hilariously out of date. My name is Patrick Hogan and I'm a journalist. I've worked a bunch of places, but I'm presently between the jobs (hire me). I wrote an intro to Mastodon last month for The Outline theoutline.com/post/2689/masto

I toot a lot about scifi/fantasy novels, video games and other crap. I've made several dumb bots: @FursonaAssignment @NintendoPowered @Energy_Forecast and I released a Mastodon ebooks bot you can use today! github.com/Srol/mastodon-ebook

I forgot about that whole thing in Kingdom Hearts where if you're struggling with a boss, most of the time you can go to a different world, gain a few levels and come back later.

Stuck in Kingdom Hearts Little Mermaid World, Giant Ursula keeps voring me

minor Annihilation spoiler (more the book than the movie) Show more

Annihilation was a trip but fair warning there is a lot of gore and body horror. Almost too much for me at one point.

wow, Twitter is advertising before movies now?

sorry I'm tooting a lot this morning. I'm going to a movie in a bit but I basically have nothing to do until it starts so I'm just shouting into the mastovoid

It feels like the bar is playing my iPod playlists circa 2003 and I can't tell whether to feel impressed or attacked.

I suppose I'll be really freaked out if they play like the end credits song from Gundam SEED

I'm having an indescribable hair day

it's probably not great that I'm lately unable to get out of bed or a chair or the couch or anything without the right music to accompany it.

it's hard to find a restaurant that makes good food but is at least 80 percent empty whenever I want to go there

I made a goal today of being the last one to leave from my own birthday party and I'm pleasently surprised to have met it.

Also I should've considered earlier how the hell I was gonna get all this food to Brooklyn.

I've spent the last five hours on my feet in the kitchen cooking for this party and now I'm too tired and don't want to go.

don't tell me what to do smug mustache pork pie hat man

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There's no greater tragedy for the life of me get the :blobpats: emojo that glitch.social has?

The original opening theme to Night Vale was called A Ballad of Fielder and Mundt and now that I've read The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, I understand that reference.

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video game player.
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I had a teacher in high school who would start every class by reading a chapter from a Chicken Soup for the Soul book so really it's a miracle I didn't turn out to be some kind of supercriminal

going back and forth on whether I want to go see Annihilation in theaters. I liked the book a lot, but I generally don't enjoy horror films and that's what it's being marketed as.