Srol @srol@mellified.men

Since I'm stranded on a boat for 90 minutes, I went ahead and made a Srol Bingo card. I think I edited out most of the self hatred

m'lattress

(the post went up, that's what's wrong)

If this post goes up, something has gone wrong.

You know it's cold out because I got the panda slippies on

work's done. time to forage

Look at us loudly declaming that magic is/isn't real like it's 2010.

I think the reason why I kinda liked Friendsim and am enjoying Pesterquest so far is because there's a tiny text box per each panel that all the words have to fit in, so it's the tightest Homestuck's writing has been in years.

Coworker: Did you see that CJR article?

Me: .........Carly .... Jae ..... Repsen?

That pot of curry I made Sunday night lasted for four meals. I need to do this more often.

I think some of the people I follow play video games.

I haven't followed baseball in years but a phrase as simple as "Cy Young award" can just unearth all these dusty file cabinets of trivia in my brain.

I really wish I could afford another Japan trip. I probably wouldn't even have to worry about jet lag, I already go to bed at 8pm Tokyo time.

I had never heard of Prescription for Sleep before, but I'm listening to their Undertale album now and it's the smoothest damn thing. https://scarletmoonrecords.bandcamp.com/album/prescription-for-sleep-undertale

Lousy with orbs

I hold a house-warming party. My guests arrive. There's no furniture, but crystals are hanging from the ceiling and the floor is littered in orbs.

As the prospect of moving out becomes more and more real, I begin to ponder how much of my budget I can set aside for decorative crystals.

Thinking of becoming one of those assholes who writes things down in a tiny notebook.

The episode ends with an adult pantsing a child he just met for laughing at his car and forcing him to walk down the street while the town gathers and laughs at his misfortune.

Also I don't know if it's because the service is slammed or what, but early episodes of The Simpsons loom awful on Disney+