Srol @srol@mellified.men

I actually love this. Going for long road trips. I find it so relaxing

Back in New York City. Only for six hours. Then on the road again. Ah life

Well I would drive 300 miles
Then I won't drive 300 more
Because I'll be at the place I was trying to get to
It's 300 miles away
Da da da

Today I'm going to drive 300 miles and from the air it's going to look like I'm drawing a giant check mark across the Northeast

"Greater Dill took baseball to the next level"

Last day at camp.

I just discovered my cabin has a heater hidden in it. I froze last night for no reason!

I skipped dinner because I wasn't hungry. Camp has changed me.

Style it out to the left and the right

I participated in a friendly game of ball throw and my Fitbit thinks I might die.

Why is making an unfamiliar bed the most physically task in the world?

I'm a wolf now

They put me in Wolf Troop at camp.

Any other Pixel 3 owners having a problem with their phone disconnecting from Wifi when the screen turns off. It's not a battery saver issue, the phone's connected to power.

Apparently you have to spend an hour running Windows update for every month you don't use a Surface Pro.

Your teeth are just corn.

Jake's Editor: I asked for 500 words on a Starfleet medical conference and you gave me 10,000 words on the nature of courage during wartime. You're fired.

Dr. Bashir: <long medical technobabble>
Jake: Yeah that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

Do you think you ever get the urge to lie down in zero g? Or does it feel like you're lying down all the time.

I bought the DS9 Fluxx edition so I can never play it with another human being ever.