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My brain was bring very uncooperative tonight. I had missed the window when I usually cook dinner and it was shooting down every possibility

- can't cook a full meal, it's too late
- can't get takeout, we have food at home
- can't make a sandwich, I don't wanna
- can't skip it because I'm hongry.

And then something in my head suggested "french toast" and my brain didn't raise any objections so I cooked that french toast as fast as I could before my brain had the chance to change its mind.

I would love to do something tonight that isn't staying home alone or going out alone, but *vaguely gestures at everything*

I saw an article that pointed out that with the Activision-Blizzard acquisition, Microsoft now owns Zork 40 years after Bill Gates first tried to buy Infocom.

Also, I look in the mirror, I sigh and realize based purely on my vocal range and body type that they're probably going to make me be Le Fou and sing Gaston.

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I'm trying something a little bit outside my comfort zone. A friend is organizing a little informal cabaret performance of various musical theater villain songs, and I said yes. It seemed like it could be fun and a chance to perform a bit, something I've struggled to do in recent months.

But already I feel like there might be an enthusiasm gap between me and the organizer. It's been requested that we attend launch day in costume as our favorite villains and. Um. I don't own any costumes?

I got the pixie wings equipable item in FF14 and when my hrothgar character wears them it just looks like a really gnarly bug has landed on their back.

I want to be clear I'm not making fun of them, I'm the weird one who needs to adjust in this scenario.

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A person I recently started exchanging emails with for a project likes to include long emote actions in emails like.

*laughs and leaves in a shower of glitter*

I'm not opposed to dramatic exits, it's just email is not where I'm used to communicating like this.

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How did I got all this on one cutting board?

My footsies are too hot in my panda slippers, but too cold with nothing on. conundrum

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Name: Askani
Origin story: Stork who got transformed into a cyber lady
Superpower: Baby delivered in 20 minutes or less or its free

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Name: Warlock
Origin story: Picasso painting come to life
Superpower: Can sense energy inefficient appliances.

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How about this: My favorite Marvel trading cards I owned in the 90s for characters I still know absolutely nothing about.

Dang, they're using those extra slow minutes this morning.

Email: Everyone introduce yourself to the group with a fun fact about yourself.

Me: *remembers every bad thing I've ever done or had done to me*

Me: My favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip!

I'm bringing back rucksacks. Pass it on. No, not my rucksack. Get your own.

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See if you can follow my train of thought here.

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