Hi, my name's Patrick. I'm a 30-something journalist. You may have read this introduction to Mastodon I wrote for The Outline https://theoutline.com/post/2689/mastodon-makes-the-internet-feel-like-home-again?zd=2&zi=6c4up5po. These days, I'm a freelancer for CNN, although I almost never talk about work on this account.
When i was in France last month, I took a train directly from the Paris airport to Avignon in 3.5 hours, which would be like taking a train from NY JFK airport to Cleveland in the same time, which is, of course, impossible. Even forgetting the distance from the airport to the train station, that's still a 12 hour train ride.
Deltarune fanart Show more
I meant to post this yesterday but I forgot.
What i for-real think happened with the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, lewc Show more
58-year old movie executive who has never looked at online fanart in their life: We need to make a Sonic people will want to fuck.
Controversial opinion about video games. Show more
There are no Pokémon.
Writer, journalist, programmer.
I work for CNN, but I almost never talk about my job or news on this account. Try @phogan on Twitter if that's what you want.
An online home for a rag-tag group of pals.