Super powers I pretend to have when I'm lying down on the couch and need to get up, ranked.
4. Gravity reversal
3. Duplication (duplicate gives me a hand)
2. Spiderman web shooters
1. The power to turn into a puddle, drip off the couch onto the floor and then reform standing up.
@srol I have done #2 my entire damn life, I imagine shooting a web into a high corner and then pulling myself up with it
@connie .... maybe everyone does this????
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