Just saw a BuzzFeed quiz with the headline:
"Order A Seven-Course French Meal And We'll Reveal Your Soulmate's First Initial"
Please read that a few times. I've gone over it like a dozen times and every time I read it I find something I missed.
Eat This Ten-Pound Burrito And We'll Remind You Of The Color Of Your Long-Lost-Love's Eyes
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