Just said a combination of words I never thought I'd say in a D&D game.
"Lizard Daddy says put it on my Amex."
Everyone in the party is broke except for me, and we're in a city shopping and everyone in the group is trying to convince me to buy stuff they need and I'm just like sure anything for you pumpkin.
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"I don't see why we warrant such suspicion? We're just enjoying the market and commissioning tiny statues of each other like any visiting traveler might."
An elven princess made me read her terrible vampire novel and because my character loves books, he's like "Wow! That's certainly a book! Incredible!"
Are party. has been playing for an entire year at this point. We started in the southwest corner of the map and then followed the red line all the way to our current location.