Dang, can't even see the skyline on the other side of Central Park right now.

Empty the 401k account, this investment's gonna be one to retire on.

There's this commercial for a chain of tutoring centers in the US called the Mathnasium. In the commercial the kids transform into these CGI super-huge, buff versions of themselves from just the other side of the uncanny valley and it's unnerving to watch.

Waiting in my car for the train, is a nasty one out there today I tell ya

Deltarune, not really a spoiler Show more

The pie looks a dog's breakfast, but the taste was a complete success. Will try to be more elegant next time

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure there has never been a dialect of English where "weren" meant "were"

I done did the dirty deed. As has been the case at my precinct for years now, NO STICKERS WERE PROVIDED

Dang, can't see the tops of the buildings today

Selfie, the worst facial hair you've ever seen Show more

Deltarune, Toby Fox, no game spoilers Show more

Alright Atrus, I got my pen, my notebook and my five empty cans of seltzer. Let's Riven!

My mom mailed my nephew his Luigi costume along with a mustache and sideburns. Apparently the meaning of the sideburns was misinterpreted.

About to scare THE SHIT out of some trick or treaters. (CW: too fuxkin scary, don't click it man)

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