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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Tomorrow God is releasing "the sequel to gorillas." No other information is known. Get Ready!

🎡 leaving on a jet plane / know the precise date when i'll be back again 🎡

draw one of those cat body language charts but with yr oc

downloaded too many bonzi buddies and they all got sick. their limp bodies draped all over my desktop

i admit, that's my specific bourgeoisie affectation, and i believe any demon worth their salt would share it

the Adversary just wants to have a nice afternoon snack and play board games and listen to esoteric vinyl records at my house

glad satan's here to offer me a cheese plate. perhaps also a completely moderate amount of wine

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.