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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

The Lost History of Socialism’s DIY Computer

OK this is just fucking cool. Like people tuned into the radio at one point to share software? That's dope.

some robodialer keeps calling me to leave messages asking me to press one for prayers

shit, accidentally wrote grocery list to tune of "kokomo"

Boost this toot if you DON'T think feet are real

Reminder: Springer has released a lot of digital textbooks for free in the last few months, and their special offer is ending on July 31st. There is no need to sign up to download the PDF and ePub files.

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me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

I do feel like "dude" is gender neutral and that "dudette" is unnecessarily gendered and ruined things for no reason. Especially when it feels like it should mean "a smaller dude"

Snap dragons are very pretty, but when the flowers die, their seed pods turn into creepy little skulls! 💀💀💀

Unfortunately, someone from Russia (Alexey Knyazev) is selling my art as wooden puzzles. First, he sold my Wakeful Wolf without my consent.

I told him to stop selling my art and reported this illegal product everywhere I could. Today I saw that he started selling two other artworks of mine as a puzzle under a different company name.

Please don't purchase any puzzles from "woddopuzzles". or "Alexey Art".

#art #illustration #arttheft #mastoart

If we're just grading the data as a straight-up popularity contest, Wile E. Coyote won handily with 105 responses, followed by more predictable faves Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. We stan an overconfident moron who claims he's a genius while buying his way to success, I guess???

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