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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

[sitting bolt upright in bed] it's goblin week??!??!?!!?

Some of us are perfectly happy with Celery Man. We don't even need Oyster.

In the #FC2020 Dealers Den at table 10B! I’ve still got merch and commission slots, but head down here NOW cause it’s all GOING FAST!

i am an anglerfish. please dont bring me to the surface. please. i like it here in the darkness, hugged from all sides by immense quantities of water

i am a snail. my body is also my foot, because the gods wish me terrible ill

i am an octopus. i am a creature with many arms that are also legs

Take your next date to Bath and Body Works. All the candles you can eat!

HAMLET: For of such things are sweet dreams made, who am I but a worm to disagree thence? I might be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, but that everybody is looking for something.

Some of them would use you; some, that you would of them find purpose; some of them would fain abuse you and some wouldst well be abused.

HORATIO: Hold well your head up, my lord. We shall move thence.

With the right medication and therapy, Panic! at the Disco can become a manageable Anxiety! at the Jazz Hall.

skimbleshanks the railway cat comes henceforth to judge both the living and the dead

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