yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

how many luftballons?!

they say you should dress for the job you want, so i'm wearing a funny little hat, a vest, and nothing else

i've decided on my career focus. i'm going to be the cute, funny monkey that dances while the organ grinder plays his merry tune

the funniest part of the body, is the pennis

okay, okay, i've finally decided what i'm going to do with my life. i'm going to transform into a funny plastic bird with a hat, that drinks from a glass of water

when the cold weather comes, i know it is time. time for my chihuahua to wear his little shirt

i'm going to buy some pens, any of you need anything?

i am a stereotype of a millennial mostly in that i can't stop buying enamel pins

finally, my classic toot has been confirmed by science https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/chunky-thighs-and-wide-hips-linked-to-long-life-expectancy-8tnjmcksb

i've made a decision. i'm going to be funky fresh from now on

toccata AND fugue??? in THIS economy?????

johann sebastian bach is at it again, that motherfucker, writing music for a dracula to play

listening to some spooky symphonies in d minor