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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL
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how many luftballons?!
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i like big butts and i cannot die
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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens
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witches have a living relationship with magic that is more a conversation than anything else
wizards try and grab magic by the horns and act surprised when they get kicked across the room
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Cats love being kissed by big apes.
love 2 sin 😈
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harpsichord music kind of freaks me out. sounds like something played by an elderly vampire who lives in a dark but lavishly-furnished tower
dirt bikes!!!
dirt bikes
petition to transform me into a beautiful orangutan with wise, gentle eyes
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despite all my consternation I am still just a rat at the Salt Lake City train station
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We are all Cornholio.
for sale: human skin, never worn
forever encouraging my associate beavis to calm himself, but he simply will not relax
i haven't watched the trailer and don't know what the new star war is about. i will probably see it anyway. thanks for asking my opinion on this matter
today i am enjoying the album "morbid stuff" by PUP. that's your music rec for today
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