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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

They're finally here! Show your terrifying true colors while staying safe with these QVP FACE MASKS! Made of a light yet sturdy washable cotton blend, these are great for quarantine errands, social events, or hypothetical criminal activities. Order now!

Time to make some room in my office, so I put up some stuff for sale in my online store!
🤖 Screenprinted OHS posters!
🐛 Personalized copies of Meal!
⚾ DS9 fanzines!

If you're struggling with the lack of baseball in your life during these times, may I recommend Koshien '98? It's a PSX baseball game with fully customizable pitch animations, which resulted in this ridiculousness:

when u dead inside but ur garden gives u reason to stay tethered to the mortal realm and tbh its POPPIN

separating the art from the artist with an extremely large cheesecloth

some fun quotes from the Apollo 11 mission (that's the one where they landed on the moon)

traveling to fictional 1960s new york to try to explain to donald draper what an app is

Gregor Samsa woke up to find himself transformed into a cool ass bug

idk who needs to hear this but today's as good a day as any to start using a password manager

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aaaaand we're back. as usual, local users, please let me know if you run into any problems

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about to update us to v3.1.4 (looks like we missed v3.1.3). might be some brief downtime, but these updates have been pretty smooth of late.

masto meta 

i turned on slow mode for myself in the masto web UI a while ago and i like it. it's a good solution for the use case of "i opened masto in a tab and ignored that tab for a couple hours"

the US has better public toilets than most of the world, but we also have that weird gap in the stall walls, where someone could look in at us. unlike in europe, we have no medieval castles or other common-sense places to practice our longbow skills, so we have to make do

OpenBSD 6.7 has been released!

The release artwork (by Jonni Phillips) is contemporary as fuck and I love it.

this is making the rounds and I'm clearly [Unidentifiable]
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