yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men
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the fediverse's most beloved dumbass / friendly desiccated admin at mellified.men
i can be a little picky about follow requests because, idk, people can be weird. if you think i may not get a good feel for you from your public posts, why not say hi via a dm or something. it's free!
Joined Apr 2017
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i'm wolfteeth, i run a tiny closed instance called mellified.men. i post my hilarious goofs and japes unlisted or public but i mostly make boring locked posts for my followers. i like animals and art and fantasy/sci-fi and movies and being kinda pretentious despite also being a total dweeb. in my spare time i like to draw/paint. my day job is wrestling with computers like jacob with the angel #introductions
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god
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how many luftballons?!
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i like big butts and i cannot die
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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens
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Oh hell yes check out this copper goat head from 2550–2250 BCE
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Making love to a beautiful skeletor
if it isn't obvious, i loved watching history channel documentaries at my dad's house. i learned a lot but mostly about medieval torture
since everyone is talking about the defunctland garfield episode i watched it while doing some work. my first episode of defunctland. this show is fantastic material for replicating the feeling of watching history channel documentaries at your dad's house
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@chimerror reading the wiki now, and apparently this is going on for all of them??
a society of "this curse rules actually", i love it
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driving instant Engagement for your Brand™™ (repulsion and/or loathing)
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patsy the whale mini golf, west main, hyannis port, massachusetts, [between 1972 and 2008]
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Image, fantasy creatures, SFW
#drawing today, a kobold war band. Mostly spears and ranged support. I figure the sorcerers have way more draconic looks.
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I documented some of my recent experiments in reverse-engineering the Print Gocco, a Japanese DIY printmaking tool from the 1970s. You can read about it here: https://www.nobadmemories.com/blog/2022/05/printmaking-as-play/ #theWorkshop
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A little experiment with polymer clay. made a tiny dragon in a tiny flowerpot.
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God's most horrid ape
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I’ve got a new linocut print for y’all! 🐝🍯
Isn’t she just the cutest? These 8x10 prints are now available on my shop! Link in my bio.
I’ve been having such a deep appreciation for the bees this spring. Sometimes when so many things seem frustrating in the world—it helps to center myself on one issue that I feel I can actually help improve. I mean, the bees and many insects literally work so hard to keep us humans alive and healthy on this earth, and the least I can do is show you the beauty I see in them through one of my favorite languages… ART!
If you love bees leave me a sweet little bee emoji in the comments!
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#beesforever #bees #linocut #mastoartist #MastoArt #Artwork #Art
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🔥 New merch pre-orders are up! 🔥
It's been a while since I've made anything physical that wasn't a book, so I'm dropping two things people have asked me for over the past few years: a third demon pin to round out the set, and some rude nude dude masks (in two colorways!).
😈 https://shop.itsnero.com/products/spot-the-satan-mask-preorder
🍾 https://shop.itsnero.com/collections/pins-patches/products/angular-bottle-demon-pin
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describing my fursona to the police sketch artist
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COVID test orders
New round starting; you can now get #COVID eight tests. Just ordered mine.
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that ska was a fad
- backup alt
- @wolfteeth@mastodon.social
- pronouns
- they/them i guess
Admin
the fediverse's most beloved dumbass / friendly desiccated admin at mellified.men
i can be a little picky about follow requests because, idk, people can be weird. if you think i may not get a good feel for you from your public posts, why not say hi via a dm or something. it's free!
Joined Apr 2017
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