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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL
how many luftballons?!
i like big butts and i cannot die
if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens
BBC America stands for Big Beautiful Catboy America
IMPORTANT UPDATE: Tomorrow God is releasing "the sequel to gorillas." No other information is known. Get Ready!
he stick him leggy out real far
the baguette liker has logged on
🎵 leaving on a jet plane / know the precise date when i'll be back again 🎵
fear not, children, it is I, Raťafak plachta, the beloved Czech children's television character
draw one of those cat body language charts but with yr oc
hello, I'm in jail
[sitting bolt upright in bed] wire mothman
downloaded too many bonzi buddies and they all got sick. their limp bodies draped all over my desktop
"Mrs. Bloodharvest"? please. my friends call me Deathgarden
i admit, that's my specific bourgeoisie affectation, and i believe any demon worth their salt would share it
the Adversary just wants to have a nice afternoon snack and play board games and listen to esoteric vinyl records at my house
glad satan's here to offer me a cheese plate. perhaps also a completely moderate amount of wine
why surf PornHub when there’s cheese
A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.