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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

how is it that no one has ever told me that there's a talking toilet on some german sesame street spinoff

I left a tab of the "draw an iceberg" thing open overnight and the top of my iceberg melted!

Very clever, fun web app:

Me: So what do both of you do for the day before Lent starts?
The French: We have a big drunk pervert parade.
The Polish: We have a donut that's extra bad for you.
Me: Can I have one with cream filling?
Both: Yes.

“Free Dog”

I saw this in an alt newspaper in San Diego a long time ago and it always stuck with me. I found it again recently and hope someone else likes it, too.

We're in the final week of our campaign! If you were thinking about snagging one of these beautiful pins for yourself, now's the time to do it!

saw someone make an oc that is a carousel horse centaur and had to try my hand at it. i think i've strayed a little from the carousel horse idea but i still love him


Roses are bland
Violets are dull
What a girl wants
Is Saint Valentine's skull

trees used to look better in games because of all the dithering and aliasing and shimmering. now they have to pay someone to animate each and every one of the leaves probably. its like a wise man once said: your head gets smart but your brain gets dumb

imo everyone should make a little art, just like everyone should write a little code, and for the same reason. because it is interesting to learn something new, it expands your world and gives you new insights, and you don't need to be able to make a living from every skill you have

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in 1997, Professor Brian Harvey of UC Berkeley published a three-volume set of books that approached teaching computer science via the #Logo #programming language.

That three-volume set is out of print and costs almost a hundred bucks if you can find a paperback copy.

Professor Harvey, however, has supplied copies of all three volumes on his website for personal use, which has been lovingly archived by the Internet Archive.

Volume 1 starts here:



Anodized rainbow metal. Glow in the dark detailing. The perfect complement to sheer unfiltered villainy.

If we can make it to $5K, we can unleash these upon an unsuspecting world.

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Got bored so I pulled an ISO of Compton's Interactive Encyclopedia CD-ROM for Windows 3.11 and next thing I know *this guy* is giving me a guided tour.

:crt_w_prompt: :blobthinkingeyes: 💿

EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM A NEW PIN DESIGN INTO MY KICKSTARTER STRETCH GOAL TIER. And if our campaign hits $4,400, we can make these THE MOVES pins real! Other, less completely doofy designs are also available!

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still periodically think about Sony clip “one-station radios” from the late 1980s, where you had one earphone/battery unit and tuned to different stations by *swapping physical cards* with art representing each station, and naturally the art is sick as hell

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