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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

me, 10 years ago: i love the techology. give me the new technology. the absolutely NEWEST technology. them new gadgets

me, now: i have the gadgets. i have found them. i have them now. they work and they're fine. i've finally solved the problem of the gadgets. because now i have the gadgets and here they are. i want to keep these now, forever, because the problem is solved, so i can just keep using them forever. please let me just use these things. no stop changing everything. for fucks sake

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my whole account should probably be cw'd for body horror. just to save time. i can't stop talking about the time i awoke to find myself transformed into a monstrous vermin

i don't have bones, just a chitinous exoskeleton and beautiful, powerful mandibles. for eating other people's bones

Truth Coming Out of Her Well To See if You're Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

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the most important lesson one can learn is that all street furniture is full of bugs. no exceptions

couples halloween costume idea: brak and zorak

i just powered through the backlog on recommendation of a friend and now i'm hooked. this shit is my fucking catnip

okay i gotta make a webcomic recommendation for anyone whose favorite genre of anime is "teens in high school, but one of the teens is a demon and there's also some kind of high-stakes supernatural drama gradually being revealed" undivinecomic.com/comic/archiv

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Honey Mummy Central

A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.