the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Feb 28, 2019, 00:31

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**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Feb 28, 2019, 00:31

Feb 28, 2019, 00:31

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

how many luftballons?!

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Feb 01, 2018, 15:41

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**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Feb 01, 2018, 15:41

Feb 01, 2018, 15:41

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

i like big butts and i cannot die

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Mar 06, 2018, 17:14

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**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Mar 06, 2018, 17:14

Mar 06, 2018, 17:14

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 21, 2020, 18:46

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 21, 2020, 18:46

Jan 21, 2020, 18:46

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

haunted paper towel dispenser

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 20, 2020, 23:33

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**viscous nuisance 🖲️** @tom@slime.global · Jan 20, 2020, 23:33

Jan 20, 2020, 23:33

viscous nuisance 🖲️ @tom@slime.global

𓆏

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 20, 2020, 04:09

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 20, 2020, 04:09

Jan 20, 2020, 04:09

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

[sitting bolt upright in bed] it's goblin week??!??!?!!?

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 19, 2020, 21:07

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**Plinth Edifice** @elecray7k@mellified.men · Jan 19, 2020, 21:07

Jan 19, 2020, 21:07

Plinth Edifice @elecray7k@mellified.men

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**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 19, 2020, 14:17

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**Bashabez** @Bashabez@myasstodon.xyz · Jan 19, 2020, 14:17

Jan 19, 2020, 14:17

Bashabez @Bashabez@myasstodon.xyz

proposed meme format

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**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 19, 2020, 05:25

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**Srol** @srol@mellified.men · Jan 19, 2020, 05:25

Jan 19, 2020, 05:25

Srol @srol@mellified.men

Some of us are perfectly happy with Celery Man. We don't even need Oyster.

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 17, 2020, 23:18

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**Iris Jay @ FC #10b** @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social · Jan 17, 2020, 23:18

Jan 17, 2020, 23:18

Iris Jay @ FC #10b @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

In the #FC2020 Dealers Den at table 10B! I’ve still got merch and commission slots, but head down here NOW cause it’s all GOING FAST!

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**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:20

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:20

Jan 17, 2020, 22:20

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

i am an anglerfish. please dont bring me to the surface. please. i like it here in the darkness, hugged from all sides by immense quantities of water

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:18

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:18

Jan 17, 2020, 22:18

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

i am a snail. my body is also my foot, because the gods wish me terrible ill

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:17

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 17, 2020, 22:17

Jan 17, 2020, 22:17

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

i am an octopus. i am a creature with many arms that are also legs

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 16, 2020, 20:26

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Jan 16, 2020, 20:26

Jan 16, 2020, 20:26

𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 @EdgarAllanFoe@cryptids.online

I'm always saying this

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**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 17, 2020, 04:29

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**selfsame** @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website · Jan 17, 2020, 04:29

Jan 17, 2020, 04:29

selfsame @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

perfect

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**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 16, 2020, 23:49

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**Stokes "Stegosaur" Spikeytail** @stokes@meow.social · Jan 16, 2020, 23:49

Jan 16, 2020, 23:49

Stokes "Stegosaur" Spikeytail @stokes@meow.social

Nude illustration

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**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 16, 2020, 18:34

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 16, 2020, 18:34

Jan 16, 2020, 18:34

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 14, 2020, 06:15

**yelldown warhellride** @wolfteeth@mellified.men · Jan 14, 2020, 06:15

Jan 14, 2020, 06:15

yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

still doing that hand thing

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 13, 2020, 11:46

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**Jake Lawrence** @timecowboy@mastodon.social · Jan 13, 2020, 11:46

Jan 13, 2020, 11:46

Jake Lawrence @timecowboy@mastodon.social

a nice long walk #129

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**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 11, 2020, 09:35

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**Srol** @srol@mellified.men · Jan 11, 2020, 09:35

Jan 11, 2020, 09:35

Srol @srol@mellified.men

Take your next date to Bath and Body Works. All the candles you can eat!

**yelldown warhellride** · Jan 11, 2020, 04:36

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**Little Grungewolf** @Leucrotta@awoo.space · Jan 11, 2020, 04:36

Jan 11, 2020, 04:36

Little Grungewolf @Leucrotta@awoo.space

HAMLET: For of such things are sweet dreams made, who am I but a worm to disagree thence? I might be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, but that everybody is looking for something.

Some of them would use you; some, that you would of them find purpose; some of them would fain abuse you and some wouldst well be abused.

HORATIO: Hold well your head up, my lord. We shall move thence.