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i'm wolfteeth, i run a tiny closed instance called mellified.men. i post my hilarious goofs and japes unlisted or public but i mostly make boring locked posts for my followers. i like animals and art and fantasy/sci-fi and movies and being kinda pretentious despite also being a total dweeb. in my spare time i like to draw/paint. my day job is wrestling with computers like jacob with the angel

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

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goblin mode is my default mode. if you wish me to do something other than cavort around my cave while vexing you with my japes and taunts, you will have to persuade me to enter a different mode

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But doctor - im not a live comedy kind of guy

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And done! Sure it's almost two months out since #linoctober but eh, the point was to have fun. And finishing on a 2 colour print is kinda perfect as my intention was to increase my skills 👌 #mastoart #printmaking #linocut

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PSA: Lilies are dangerously toxic to cats. Even one small sniff or nibble can cause kidney failure and death. Rapid vet intervention cannot reliably save their lives.

*Never* keep true lilies (lilium) in the house if you have cats.

Make sure your family and friends know too! There's no warning at the store about the danger of lilies, so they get around in the holidays.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Midwinter is fast approaching in Dinotopia. A light snowfall covers the boulevards in Sauropolis.
This sketch is a little thank-you to all of you who follow, boost, and comment here on Mastodon. jamesgurney.com/products/dinot

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My problem with The Bible: not enough like The Muppets in some places, TOO MUCH like The Muppets in others.

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A version of Adam and Eve with a twist ending, where when they bite into the forbidden fruit it explodes.

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“For we each of us deserve everything, every luxury that was ever piled in the tombs of the dead kings, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger. Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.”

Ursula K Le Guin

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Found this extremely powerful image in a random illustration annual from 1981

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Darren @TetZoo, Memo @cmkosemen and I will be talking about our book All Yesterdays tomorrow at #TetZooCon, because it's the 10th anniversary of its launch.

The painting is one of my best from the book, a Plesiosaur making like a wobbegong, using camouflage to blend in with the surrounding coral.

There's no evidence the any plesiosaur did this. But then, we probably wouldn't know if they did, which was part of the point of the book.

irregularbooks.art/#allyesterd

#art #plesiosaurs #AllYesterdays

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Happy Birthday Jerry Lawson!

Jerry invented arguably one of the most important components to modern home console gaming. Modular software (cartridges). His work would help build the FairChild F, the first modular cartridge console. He was a chief engineer for the company. This predates the 2600!

Without Jerry’s invention the gaming world would not have been the same today! Thank you Jerry!
#blackmastodon #gaming #engineering #videogames

here's the thing about a blog, i always feel like it should have a purpose. an art blog, or a collection of articles i have written, or some topic i am diving deeply into. instead i just want to post about an assortment of dumb bullshit. a diary of sorts. which i guess is what mastodon is for anyway

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gazing into the distance, i can feel the time approaching... the time when i feel like i should once again start a blog

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