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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

i like to buy my eggs from the site new egg dot com. hate to get an old egg

Please, Americans, if you do nothing else today, then please take action against EARN-IT.

We discussed it on the show, but it would destroy online privacy, crypto, etc. This is no joke. Please, take action TODAY as it goes up for a vote July 2nd.

If you love Free Software or Privacy, this bill has to die!

just realized to my overpowering shame that i accidentally called my toots "tweets" a few days ago without even thinking about it. i am prepared to be killed for my crimes

setting my desktop wallpaper to a photograph of my favorite zoo orangutan

this really makes me want to revisit scott pilgrim vs. the world. also i continue to be horrified by the passage of time

I wrote a post on OpSec, addressed at leftists and activists. It's pretty 101 but I think it could be useful for a lot of people out there. It's also only the first part of a series I'm planning to write on the subject.

y'all love my computer tweets and ignore my orangutan tweets. but now i have seen an orangutan's dick, and you haven't

a pc is a computer....... but this time, its personal

BIG NEWS FROM THE D.EGG STOREFRONT! TL;DR: flags are back in stock, we're taking pre-sales for another run of face masks and a special limited run of trans-pattern QVP masks, and combo packs are their own separate thing in the store now.

if you fall off your bullshit, you should get right back on

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