yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god
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how many luftballons?!
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i like big butts and i cannot die
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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens
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Sauron signing up for the trial version of the ring which protects against human men, not purchasing the entire immortality package
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wacky man hole, wacky golf, north myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979
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Hnghghg I'm a thirsty little FOSS, you have to fix my issues. You have to use your free time
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The results are in! 53% of people want to lay an egg, whereas only 47% of people don't.
while a bog beast inside your living space may be frightening, it's important to respect their vital role in the ecosystem. they control pest insects, rodents and invasive swamp hags that cause disease with their curses and spells
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@wolfteeth *gently but deftly using a folded-in-half newspaper to prod a two ton mass of lichen, dirt and assorted bones out of the back door* ahh come on fella. there you go. howd you even get in here i wonder
if you discover a bog beast in your home, you may capture it in a humane trap and release it in a nearby swamp, to continue shambling in its natural environment
bog beasts must be permitted to freely engage in their natural behaviors, such as shambling, stumbling, and groaning
once again rising from the mud of the dark bog to terrorize neighboring farms and villages
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By age 300 you should:
1. Have outlived everyone you knew
2. Dwell in ruins
3. See strong men blanch to gaze upon you
4. Believe that if God is real, they have forsaken you
5. Shiver at the thought that you may see the stars themselves wink out in the night sky
What else?
[singing a little song, gently shaking a tambourine slightly out of rhythm] please vote, in your local elections
he's not a headless horseman, he's a headfree horseman
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anxiety is the spice of life
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i bet satans dick tastes like big red chewing gum
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"I’ve had the soft, leathery caress of a bat’s wing against my buttocks while having a poo"—Leejiah Dorward, whose paper on Tanzanian outhouse bats was recently published in the African Journal of Ecology. Sabrina Imbler writes about the research for the NYT: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/08/science/bats-outhouses-africa.html
Excitingly, another toilet bat paper is on the way, this time from Kenya.
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not answering any little guys "riddles three" today. no thanks, pal! miss me with that
growing some extra bones in case i break any. happy halloween everyone
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the fediverse's most beloved dumbass
friendly desiccated admin at mellified.men
Joined Apr 2017
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