yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

how many luftballons?!

i like big butts and i cannot die

if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

whee

he stick him leggy out real far

the baguette liker has logged on

good bye

bonjour motherfuckers

🎵 leaving on a jet plane / know the precise date when i'll be back again 🎵

draw one of those cat body language charts but with yr oc

[sitting bolt upright in bed] wire mothman

downloaded too many bonzi buddies and they all got sick. their limp bodies draped all over my desktop

i admit, that's my specific bourgeoisie affectation, and i believe any demon worth their salt would share it

the Adversary just wants to have a nice afternoon snack and play board games and listen to esoteric vinyl records at my house

glad satan's here to offer me a cheese plate. perhaps also a completely moderate amount of wine

today's mood

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god