do you ever feel like a 1996 chevy lumina
me [reading]: "sega is celebrating the 25th anniversary of sonic the hedgehog"
spouse: "oh, with a new game that is good?"
me: "no, with a new movie that is guaranteed to be awful"
I'm working on a new project! Info pulled from the Pan Pacific Illiad twitter:
"It's a special day. A new Horizon awaits us. ♣️🌤️
http://panpacificiliad.com is live, along with the first 3 pages of our inaugural comic.
minions persistently produce a thick oily sweat as a defensive measure. trying to grab one is like trying to grab a greased watermelon. just shoots right out of your hands
PC Gamer peaked with this article: https://www.pcgamer.com/the-best-horse-in-pc-gaming/
growing up is accepting that you'll never write a sentence as good as "Al Gore apologized for "casting a dark spell" over the audience, and insisted that it wouldn't happen again."