yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

how many luftballons?!

i like big butts and i cannot die

if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

i like to buy my eggs from the site new egg dot com. hate to get an old egg

just realized to my overpowering shame that i accidentally called my toots "tweets" a few days ago without even thinking about it. i am prepared to be killed for my crimes

setting my desktop wallpaper to a photograph of my favorite zoo orangutan

good posts today, everyone

this really makes me want to revisit scott pilgrim vs. the world. also i continue to be horrified by the passage of time https://ew.com/movies/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-oral-history/

y'all love my computer tweets and ignore my orangutan tweets. but now i have seen an orangutan's dick, and you haven't

watching a documentary about orangutans fucking

a pc is a computer....... but this time, its personal

if you fall off your bullshit, you should get right back on