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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL
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how many luftballons?!
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i like big butts and i cannot die
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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens
hey NERDS, thank you for LOVING and RESPECTING me
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Hugh
ActivityPub for WordPress. I was going to star this repo, but it's too nice.
https://github.com/pfefferle/wordpress-activitypub
listening to some sinister fiddle music
embracing the idea of letting my phone "rest" like a piece of cooked meat
putting on wrist braces in preparation for a full workday of good old-fashioned american cybering
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Also hey!!! It's #SmallBusinessSaturday! I've got COOL COMICS AND STICKERS up in @itsnero 's and my shared online shop, in case you're hankering for luxurious cyber products to enjoy in meatspace! http://store.irisjay.net
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It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday !! Consider picking up some originals, pins, or other saucy miscellany from the shop today: https://shop.itsnero.com/collections/nero
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Celery man > Tayne
thank god cyber monday is coming up, the only day when the joy of cybering is internationally recognized
in twenty years a young adventurer finds me in my hut, bent over a bubbling cauldron. i look up with one blind eye and ask my most dangerous riddle: "what is a gamer?"
staring at the weird gamer memes on the discord loading screen and instantly withering into a wizened crone who must depart for a solitary life deep in the darkest woods
[at normal volume, to a completely empty room] keebler soft butch cookies
birds are NOT ashamed of their cloacas
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Good morning gays
Carly Rae Jepsen Tiny Desk Concert
https://www.npr.org/2019/11/25/781452256/carly-rae-jepsen-tiny-desk-concert
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The AAW website is live AND applications are open until the end of the year! Oh dang!! Visit http://adultartistswebring.org/ for more info, or zoom on over to https://form.jotform.com/92225741938160 to apply.
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thinking about the hand thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGodkjpM-IU
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one of my Unity folders is called cask-of-amontillado and I'm pretty sure it was just going to be Tetris in front of a screaming clown
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I love those cute Russian regional flags and coats of arms. Lots of good animals: https://www.rferl.org/a/russia-s-weird-and-wonderful-regional-flags/30047221.html?
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If you're the sort who prefers to read comics in chunks, Glowing Hearts issue 5 is at a good point to do that with! http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/05-having-an-average-weekend/
Or read the story from the beginning: http://www.pilotside.us/chapter/the-day-the-world-turned-day-glo/
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If you nabbed a little bottle demon from me during the pin preorder run I did last year, have I got a treat for you! A second, sassier imp has appeared and is now ready for preorders. 2x2" die struck- same as the long bottle pins, but now in copper!:
https://shop.itsnero.com/products/round-bottle-demon-pin
Preorders are open until Dec 28th, so there's plenty of time! This and orders containing this pin will not ship until the preorder period has ended, so keep that in mind.
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- @wolfteeth
- pronouns
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the fediverse's most beloved dumbass
friendly desiccated admin at mellified.men
Joined Apr 2017
