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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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how many luftballons?!

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i like big butts and i cannot die

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

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neville park  

Birds of the Royal, continued: entries 697, 698, 699, and 701. Fantail pigeons of various colours from Fred and John Koops.

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Official Hoofboy  

Boost this toot if you, too, have a long, slender, and soft body

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however i'm pretty sure real bacon is significantly cheaper

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look, i don't believe most of what i hear in advertising but i do believe dogs think beggin' strips are real bacon

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as a millennial i must invent work to justify asking someone to spend time with me

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Suricrasia Online  

jesus christ wolfram alpha, I'm sorry I asked

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i don't want to prepare the french fries. i just want to walk around smiling mysteriously and knowing i have brought someone a small amount of joy

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if money was no object my ideal job is to be that kind soul who puts a single onion ring in your order of french fries

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Nero, Full O' Bones  

Just a little over one hour to go!! We've hit the initial funding goal but... can we score those artist bonuses at 27k? JOIN US (IN HELL) kickstarter.com/projects/87873

( #kickstarter #art #mastoart #nsfw )

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the illustrious IRIS JAY  

We did it. It was touch and go for a while there, but we fuckin DID IT, y’all. Thanks to everyone for your support. 🖤🖤🖤

AND HEY! If YOU want a copy of this queer demon erotica book that WILL DEFINITELY GET MADE, you only have two hours and change to get your pledge in! Don’t wait! Order BOOK OF SHADOWS: BUFFOMET now!! kickstarter.com/projects/87873

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Plinth Edifice  

Chicago's O'Hare airport is named for Bucky O'Hare, actually.

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guys!! only a few hours left on this sexy demon artbook, and we're so close to reaching our goal! last chance! kickstarter.com/projects/87873

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Blue Delliquanti  

Last day and less than $1000 to go! kickstarter.com/projects/87873

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Pen Merch  

Today's #comic finds itself in a bad Shumway

Read my comic, which references ALF as a plot point one (1) other time pilotside.us/comic/glowing-hea

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the illustrious IRIS JAY  

AND HEY QUICK REMINDER in case you haven't seen ANY of my other posts today: the LGBTQ+ demonic erotica anthology I helped edit, BOOK OF SHADOWS: BUFFOMET, is in its final day of funding! Help us reach our goal! kck.st/2MpBiaJ #nsfw #demons #kickstarter #lgbtq

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meditating on the phrase "rough chuckles"

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Nero, Full O' Bones  

Less than 24 hours and ONLY 7.6k to go!! Pledge today! Tell a friend! Tell TEN friends! kickstarter.com/projects/87873

( #kickstarter #mastoart #art )

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Plinth Edifice  

@wolfteeth

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[southern belle voice] well loose my goose

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watchfreecartoonsonline.gov

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