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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was just being way hotter than god

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

I'm opening a few commission slots for the rest of the summer! Here's the current menu:

Character drawing, b/w lineart

$50 one figure, +$25 for each additional figure

Character with simple background/setting included, b/w lineart

$75 one figure, +$25 for each additional figure

Character drawing, flat colors

$75 one figure, +$25 for each additional figure

Character with simple background/setting included, flat colors (something like this)

$100 one figure, +$25 for each additional figure

Good names for wizards
Korfarion Perfleyortrax
Bob Spells
Giblet the Mauve
(sound of an old man laughing)
Wither-Not-The=Whys-And-Wherefors-To-The-Western-Wind
Danity Arcanity
Spellslut
Darkhusband to the Midnight
Krystal
Famous Ray,'s Original Magic
Gandalf Ii: Gandalfer
Glittereclese
Pormax Underfuck
Tri-Tit the Astonishing
Greeb the Elder
Return of Greeb
Torrance California
Gargamel Emojo

Now that I can get a good look of this guy up close, he looks like a real loser.

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The movie was released in 2011 and bombed. LAST YEAR a YouTuber discovered that for some unknown reason the complete seth green audio track exists on the Blu ray as part of some unused picture-in-picture extra on disc but if you rip the full movie to a computer you get the full Seth green audio! And he’s uploaded it to archive.org archive.org/details/mars-needs

the two genders are dudes rock and the guy who sucks (plus i've got depression)

The hour is later than you think. Sauron's forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul. They crossed the River Isen on Midsummer's Eve, disguised as riders in black. They will find the Ring, and kill the one who carries it. But can they find why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Ok last one. A haiku:

Skeleton bone time.
Ready for it, you fucker?
It’s bone time, my dude.

A haiku:

There’s no pants on him!
That mannequin is naked.
I will not leave now.

machine learning is amazing because you take a bunch of data you don't have permission to use and a few million matrix multiplications later you can generate the wrong answer to any question

I was trying to remember who was it that said "My only regret is that I have but one life to give for my country" but I got totally waylaid by Google autocompleting it as "My only regret is that I have boneitis"

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