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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to throw the ball, when in fact he was just hiding it behind his back, while i ran off after it like a FOOL

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if you wanna be my plover, you gotta get with my wrens

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do u like dogs

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witches have a living relationship with magic that is more a conversation than anything else
wizards try and grab magic by the horns and act surprised when they get kicked across the room

harpsichord music kind of freaks me out. sounds like something played by an elderly vampire who lives in a dark but lavishly-furnished tower

petition to transform me into a beautiful orangutan with wise, gentle eyes

despite all my consternation I am still just a rat at the Salt Lake City train station

forever encouraging my associate beavis to calm himself, but he simply will not relax

i haven't watched the trailer and don't know what the new star war is about. i will probably see it anyway. thanks for asking my opinion on this matter

today i am enjoying the album "morbid stuff" by PUP. that's your music rec for today

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A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.