i don't usually like just linking to twitter posts, but this real life restaurant menu straight up looks like it could be a joke from achewood:

@wolfteeth I don't understand why the pourable potatoes need a dipping sauce. I'm assuming here that pourable potatoes is a really pretentious way of saying our mashed potatoes are kinda watery

@DirkGrundy maybe... i honestly don't know what pourable potatoes are? i was assuming at least some solid chunks because of the dipping sauce

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