i don't usually like just linking to twitter posts, but this real life restaurant menu straight up looks like it could be a joke from achewood: https://twitter.com/Star_Anise_H/status/1082420899658240000
@wolfteeth Tag yourself, I'm Corn Washington
@srol i'm Pourable Potatoes
@wolfteeth I'm "preserved gizzards"
@wolfteeth I don't understand why the pourable potatoes need a dipping sauce. I'm assuming here that pourable potatoes is a really pretentious way of saying our mashed potatoes are kinda watery
@DirkGrundy maybe... i honestly don't know what pourable potatoes are? i was assuming at least some solid chunks because of the dipping sauce
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