historians have determined it was probably not physically possible to look cool in medieval times

the best that one could hope for was owning a modestly nice-looking mule. a good strong mule, to sit on while looking like an absolute dip

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@wolfteeth checks out since its also impossible to look cool -at- medieval times

@wolfteeth YOU call it "looking like a dip," I call it "really freakin' stylish liripipe with awesome hose."

@wolfteeth Style only came to Europe with the age of discovery. A Mughal prince made fun of the ugly bowl cut.

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