i simply detest when i enter a normal-looking house and it begins to fill with secret passages leading to dark, silent pocket dimensions

i loathe the days when i blow a few notes on an ancient flute i found on the beach and subsequently find myself menaced by a malevolent spirit

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sometimes you wish to experience the simple delight of solving a rubik's cube without inviting all of hell's perverse abominations into your home

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just once i'd like to go for a leisurely stroll in the sewer without being pursued by a carnivorous evil clown

@wolfteeth It would be great if I could just refurbish this old country orphanage in peace without being constantly bothered by some creepy little ghost child.

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