@wolfteeth immortal butts
@wolfteeth I did not know the MacLeod clan had a thing for the booty. I will file that tidbit away someplace appropriate.
@wolfteeth MY ONTOLOGICAL CRISIS DON’T
WANT
NONE
UNLESS YOU
GOT
BUNS
HON
@wolfteeth holy shit this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve read this year
@wolfteeth (spoilers for Blood Meridian)
@wolfteeth wow, thick thighs DO save lives
finally, my classic toot has been confirmed by science https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/chunky-thighs-and-wide-hips-linked-to-long-life-expectancy-8tnjmcksb