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i like big butts and i cannot die

Feb 01, 2018, 15:41 · · ◆ Tootdon ◆ · 3 · 93 · 106
Sep 24, 2020, 21:36
yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

finally, my classic toot has been confirmed by science https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/chunky-thighs-and-wide-hips-linked-to-long-life-expectancy-8tnjmcksb

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Feb 01, 2018, 15:41
avocado goblin @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space

@wolfteeth immortal butts

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Feb 01, 2018, 18:53
WeeMadHamish @WeeMadHamish@octodon.social

@wolfteeth I did not know the MacLeod clan had a thing for the booty. I will file that tidbit away someplace appropriate.

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Feb 01, 2018, 19:16
the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

@wolfteeth MY ONTOLOGICAL CRISIS DON’T
WANT
NONE
UNLESS YOU
GOT
BUNS
HON

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Aug 29, 2018, 18:22
dad tired @mark@mellified.men

@wolfteeth holy shit this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve read this year

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Dec 14, 2018, 15:41
Sid @interneteh@mastodon.social

@wolfteeth (spoilers for Blood Meridian)

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Sep 24, 2020, 21:39
the illustrious IRIS JAY @irisjaycomics@mastodon.social

@wolfteeth wow, thick thighs DO save lives

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