oh no a bug 

[sitting bolt upright in bed] it's goblin week??!??!?!!?

Some of us are perfectly happy with Celery Man. We don't even need Oyster.

selfie 

forgot to mention my sweet breakfast this morning 

In the #FC2020 Dealers Den at table 10B! I’ve still got merch and commission slots, but head down here NOW cause it’s all GOING FAST!

i am an anglerfish. please dont bring me to the surface. please. i like it here in the darkness, hugged from all sides by immense quantities of water

i am a snail. my body is also my foot, because the gods wish me terrible ill

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