yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

trailer for an upcoming game called "later, alligator." i have no idea if it'll be fun, but the art is super cute: https://twitter.com/SmallBuStudio/status/1163856209373540353

@elecray7k fuckin' A

big ups to the ones who, when writing fanfiction for another written work, will attempt to imitate the original author's writing style

appreciate, deep in your core, the people who will write a novel they can't publish, and will bother to include both a plot AND unabashed pornography

a strong sense of admiration for people who write novel-length fanfiction

just a friendly fallen angel named... satan...

@tom egg

iced screams here. getcher iced screams. christ no do not let that fucking thing melt in here

a ziggurat rising from the dunes, and i at the top of it, angry about all the stairs i'm gonna have to walk down

lying prone on the hot desert sand, my mouth parched and cracked, i rasp out my final words:

"please like and subscribe"

@masklayer same

@Ferrovore maybe the "let's see what's on the scifi channel" vibe, too

my house is also still filthy and disgusting but at least now it smells like bleach

cleaning horse. wait, i mean, cleaning house. my horse is still filthy. disgusting

@irisjaycomics i know what preteen children really like... an alien that steals humans' organs. i'm not accepting questions at this time

@irisjaycomics i REALLY don't know how they got away with it. or why they hired jhonen vasquez to do a cartoon for a 7-10 year old audience in the first place. like... i remember someone from nick contacted him after reading squee. AFTER reading squee

@irisjaycomics it's still good. i say that as a loyal hot topic shopper c. 2001