they say you should dress for the job you want, so i'm wearing a funny little hat, a vest, and nothing else

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i've decided on my career focus. i'm going to be the cute, funny monkey that dances while the organ grinder plays his merry tune

@irisjaycomics flops around the outside of the body. interesting evolutionary strategy for primates, the animal family most likely to catch their dick on a tree branch and have a dreadful accident

okay, okay, i've finally decided what i'm going to do with my life. i'm going to transform into a funny plastic bird with a hat, that drinks from a glass of water

@sireebob i like protonvpn, though i do occasionally see some endpoints captcha'd or blocked. i've heard good things about nordvpn as well, not sure how many of their endpoints get blocked though

@tom i have these all the time too now. it's the new anxiety dream

when the cold weather comes, i know it is time. time for my chihuahua to wear his little shirt

i'm going to buy some pens, any of you need anything?

I’m basically hopeless 

@distressedegg "bone witch extraordinaire" is my new title, personally

Two trunks in the sand
Two trunks in the sand
My Visage, My Visage, a sneer of cold command

i am a stereotype of a millennial mostly in that i can't stop buying enamel pins

Feds are using sophisticated electronic surveillance against protesters in Portland. I wrote about how you can protect your Constitutionally protected privacy and freedom of assembly rights against these threats theintercept.com/2020/09/25/su

@Ferrovore someone should tell them these seem like uncommonly large smiles imho

imagine if you had so much hair, that even each individual hair had hairs! well im afraid birds have already thought of that one

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