yelldown warhellride @wolfteeth@mellified.men

@ElfLord i'm glad one of us does

they say you should dress for the job you want, so i'm wearing a funny little hat, a vest, and nothing else

i've decided on my career focus. i'm going to be the cute, funny monkey that dances while the organ grinder plays his merry tune

@irisjaycomics flops around the outside of the body. interesting evolutionary strategy for primates, the animal family most likely to catch their dick on a tree branch and have a dreadful accident

the funniest part of the body, is the pennis

okay, okay, i've finally decided what i'm going to do with my life. i'm going to transform into a funny plastic bird with a hat, that drinks from a glass of water

@sireebob i like protonvpn, though i do occasionally see some endpoints captcha'd or blocked. i've heard good things about nordvpn as well, not sure how many of their endpoints get blocked though

@tom i have these all the time too now. it's the new anxiety dream

when the cold weather comes, i know it is time. time for my chihuahua to wear his little shirt

i'm going to buy some pens, any of you need anything?

@distressedegg "bone witch extraordinaire" is my new title, personally

i am a stereotype of a millennial mostly in that i can't stop buying enamel pins

@irisjaycomics @elecray7k @itsnero beans forever. beans for life

@Ferrovore someone should tell them these seem like uncommonly large smiles imho

finally, my classic toot has been confirmed by science https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/chunky-thighs-and-wide-hips-linked-to-long-life-expectancy-8tnjmcksb