@mark
meat mode
skeleton mode
egg mode
goblin mode (default)

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goblin mode is my default mode. if you wish me to do something other than cavort around my cave while vexing you with my japes and taunts, you will have to persuade me to enter a different mode

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@srol oh god i can hardly imagine

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But doctor - im not a live comedy kind of guy

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And done! Sure it's almost two months out since #linoctober but eh, the point was to have fun. And finishing on a 2 colour print is kinda perfect as my intention was to increase my skills 👌 #mastoart #printmaking #linocut

@irisjaycomics it depends heavily on which service you use, but you can set up default profiles. one of the default settings on mine is "fastest" which usually ends up being in-state (but not always)

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PSA: Lilies are dangerously toxic to cats. Even one small sniff or nibble can cause kidney failure and death. Rapid vet intervention cannot reliably save their lives.

*Never* keep true lilies (lilium) in the house if you have cats.

Make sure your family and friends know too! There's no warning at the store about the danger of lilies, so they get around in the holidays.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Midwinter is fast approaching in Dinotopia. A light snowfall covers the boulevards in Sauropolis.
This sketch is a little thank-you to all of you who follow, boost, and comment here on Mastodon. jamesgurney.com/products/dinot

@srol hey, not bad. a good day for walking around

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My problem with The Bible: not enough like The Muppets in some places, TOO MUCH like The Muppets in others.

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A version of Adam and Eve with a twist ending, where when they bite into the forbidden fruit it explodes.

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“For we each of us deserve everything, every luxury that was ever piled in the tombs of the dead kings, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger. Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.”

Ursula K Le Guin

@mark i'm glad all you got out of it was a completely wild story that you absolutely must tell every future date addie brings home to meet you when she gets older

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A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.