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champagne for my cyber friends
cyber pain for my sham friends

hyenas are a famously horny animal with ambiguous gender/sexuality and they laugh when they're scared. most relatable creature on earth

Shelley regrets mentioning a specific scene from Ghostbusters to people, you know the one.

Read my #comic pilotside.us/comic/glowing-hea

skeleton warehouse already on my mind two months in advance

trailer for an upcoming game called "later, alligator." i have no idea if it'll be fun, but the art is super cute: twitter.com/SmallBuStudio/stat

big ups to the ones who, when writing fanfiction for another written work, will attempt to imitate the original author's writing style

appreciate, deep in your core, the people who will write a novel they can't publish, and will bother to include both a plot AND unabashed pornography

a strong sense of admiration for people who write novel-length fanfiction

iced screams here. getcher iced screams. christ no do not let that fucking thing melt in here

a ziggurat rising from the dunes, and i at the top of it, angry about all the stairs i'm gonna have to walk down

lying prone on the hot desert sand, my mouth parched and cracked, i rasp out my final words:

"please like and subscribe"

Screaming skull will NOT shut up, this was NOT in the eBay description

my house is also still filthy and disgusting but at least now it smells like bleach

cleaning horse. wait, i mean, cleaning house. my horse is still filthy. disgusting

if the Saw guy kidnapped me and chained me to a woodchipper or whatever I would just hang out. thats a free day off

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Honey Mummy Central

A cozy little tomb full of friendly ghouls.