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We received 590 responses from 46 states and 8 Canadian provinces. (No responses from any outlying American commonwealths, unfortunately!) While I realize that wasn't an intensely big sample size, I figured it'd be big enough to give us some clear-cut results. I Was Wrong!

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OKAY HERE WE GO. POLL RESULTS THREAD TIME. WARNER BROTHERS, IF EITHER OF YOU ARE ON MASTODON, TAKE NOTE

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explaining to the telemarketer that this is not a number of honor and that no good deeds can be communicated in this call

i hope you are all aware of these bugs bunny USPS stamps, which include TWO designs (out of ten total) featuring bugs in drag store.usps.com/store/product/b

And if you'd like to donate to the Washington Black Trans Task Force on your own time, or would like to learn more about what they do, you can check out their website here! lavenderrightsproject.org/wa-b They're an extremely cool local charity and they could use your help!

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However, wouldn't that number look better if it were.... oh, I don't know.... a little rounder? Like a cool thousand, maybe? We've got 16 Trans QVP Masks left in the shop, and once they're gone, I'm not printing a reorder! Grab one while you can! shop.irisjay.net/collections/d

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i approach Twitter Jackdorsey on my knees, groveling in the filth, tears streaking through the mud on my face. my hands trembling i hand him my wrinkled monthly ten dollar bill and he inserts it into his mouth like a vending machine. he fishes his phone out of his billowing cargo shorts and shows me a millionaire with a political opinion so bad that it makes all my eyelashes fall out. worth every penny

consider the boys, and their triumphant return the village

🐝 mellified.men is back 

sidekiq man is gonna be going wild for the next few hours while we catch up on posts from during the downtime. just wigglin' around and hollerin'. local users, please be patient. merci beaucoup

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🐝 mellified.men is back 

by all appearances, WE ARE BACK!!! with new and improved (??? well, cheaper anyway) media storage on digitalocean spaces

i still have a background job working on permissions for custom emoji, so those may not show up for a bit. other media should be working. please tell me if it isn't. here is a picture, just to prove it to you

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🐝 mellified.men planned downtime 

going down. catch you all on the flip side

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🐝 mellified.men planned downtime 

if anything goes too haywire i'll update from my old backup @wolfteeth, so check there for status if we're not back up in 2-3 hours

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🐝 mellified.men planned downtime 

we are coming up on the planned downtime in ~15 min. probably going to be down for a couple hours, minimum, as i resync media between the old and new storage. there is a lot of media

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