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Let’s begin the O Human Star rerun! 🤖 💙

I drew the first page when I was 22 and I’m trying to take comfort in the difference between my art here and the final page I drew when I was 30. I grew a lot!

IT'S LIVE. For the next three weeks, I'm running a Kickstarter campaign to get three new enamel pins made-- and I need your help to make them happen!

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It being a fine day, we out to Islington, and there to the old house and eat cheese-cakes and drank and talked, and so home in the evening, the ways being mighty bad, so as we had no pleasure in being abroad at all almost, but only the variety of it.

"Go sit in an uncomfortable chair, in an uncomfortable location, and stare at an uncomfortably small screen with an uncomfortably outdated web browser. How easy is it to use the websites you’ve created?"

I just love that the new theory on what might have happened at Dyatlov Pass depends on some work done for the Disney movie Frozen.

think i might go and chase some waterfalls, instead of sticking to the rivers and lakes that i'm used to

can really move AND has got an attitude? in this economy?

GENDER READINGS CRITICAL!!! MELTDOWN IMMINENT!!! Go fission for compliments with these awesome new RADIOACTIVE GENDER CRIMINAL patches, available NOW in my online store!

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

okay, of all the holiday spirits, i kinda get Santa. old dude with a beard who knows everything, even your conscience, we've all heard of this guy. strikes a chord. but who would trust a rabbit to know anything about good and evil

me, age 7: i love technology, there's just so much cool stuff going on, and so much to explore! the screen is like a window into a limitless world! i'm really excited to see what technology will be like in 20 years!!

me, age 27:

chicken wearing a little saddle so a mouse can ride it

Cut your nose - Sailor's repose
Spite your face - Sailor's disgrace.

while we're talking about schoolhouse rock: wild that the furries have ignored Lucky Seven Sampson this whole time

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