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finished a painting last week for some friends that was supposed to be a christmas present but will now have to be a spring holiday present

Babe are you alright? You've barely said "horses" when you were driving and saw horses

"i wish for more monkeys' paws," i say, as the index finger curls down, leaving the withered middle finger to flip me off

"i wish for more monkeys' paws," i say, as the index finger curls down, leaving the withered middle finger to flip me off

if y'all like madsci stuff and you're not reading String Theory you should correct that error by reading String Theory

is it true that like. yknow how george bush has his paintings or whatever. is it true that bill gates goes down to his garage and he's like. Cortana. open up my Man Cave. power up the lathe. i've got a new idea, a new idea for yet another type of Toilet
and the computer is like Hi Bill! Where do you want to go today. i'm afraid this is your 640,000th toilet design, and i cannot let you create any more toilets

I must make you all aware of Piggles the Walking Pig, who has some of the greatest ad copy ever written.

This is a long shot, but I want to put the power of social media and federation to the test.

My son wants to become a commercial airline pilot when he’s grown up. It would be awesome if we could find a commercial pilot in the fediverse that we can follow and ask questions of.

If everyone who reads this could boost it, it would be much appreciated and it would mean the world to my son if he could get in touch with a real-life commercial pilot! ✈️

#pilot #flying #airline #jet #boeing #airbus

due to covid-19 restrictions, we are asking all senators to individually stab Caesar from home

@wolfteeth every year i'm reminded how much i love hangin out with my bros as we all stroll toward the senate togethe-- hey wait, brutus, what's that? a knife? dude haha whaaaaat

It's a little late at night buuut: just added a bunch of items to the shop! Leftover pins from the Buffomet KS, special sketch versions of the Buffomet and Smut Peddler: Silver books, unsold framed limited edition SEAF prints, and more!

🔥 🔥

( #mastoart #art #nsfw )

Twitter link, Star Trek Discovery, Dungeons and Dragons 

Apparently the cast of Star Trek Discovery has a very intense Dungeons and Dragons game going. Anthony Rapp just posted a lengthy twitter thread summarizing one of their sessions

"Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit – all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.”

- Brian Eno

The Gila Munja, a band of mutant murderers, has gained
access to Mega-City One via'the sewer network beneath
Janus Lab. Judge Dredd must liquidate these fiends while
arresting and sentencing other troublemakers.

Apparently before envelopes were invented in the 1830s, letters were secured by folds and cuts that would either provide evidence of tampering or destroy the letter if incorrectly opened, and it’s called Letterlocking. This would be a neat thing to learn to do!
Reading A Letter That's Been Sealed For More Than 300 Years — Without Opening It

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