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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting on a hat and a mustache and pretending he was a different guy

I made a joke about The Mummy reboot last night, followed up by "You know, Brenden Fraser could have been in A Few Good Men or Jerry McGuire, but Tom Cruise couldn't have been in Encino Man or George of the Jungle" and then realized that I do truly believe this.

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“This diagram traces the evolution of the elephant depiction throughout the middle ages up to the age of enlightenment.”

uliwestphal.de/elephas-anthrop

GUY WHO HAS ONLY SEEN SHADOWS CAST ON THE WALL OF A CAVE BY OBJECTS PASSING IN FRONT OF A FIRE BEHIND HIM, AFTER ESCAPING THE CAVE: Im getting a lot of "wall of the cave" vibes from this

the best harpsichord music sounds like everything is going wrong

statistically, these days, if you still use Instagram, you live in a lighthouse

every stones song is just a rock solid beat, two power chords, mick jagger says "I'm hungry for your sugar baby. I start screaming like a walrus when I catch a sniff of your pits. Oh yeah! california forever" greatest band of all time

rapping at your chamber door. busting out my best rhymes at your chamber door

<< For George Herriman's birthday, the panel in which Krazy Kat changes gender three times:

Herriman described Krazy as being like an elf: having no gender, but willing to be either. And while Krazy loves Ignatz best, he/she/they also isn't sure whether to marry a man or a woman.

And this all was in a comic that ran from the late 1910s through the early 1940s. >>

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Ok so I went to the art museum, and this is gonna be a two-parter for maximum effect; here is the placard for a bronze Brancusi sculpture called Princess X, please read and imagine what you think the sculpture might look like

Sir, your CV is just a photo of you punching the Oscar Mayer wienermobile with the caption "it'll be like that"

We're so lucky to live in a world where King Kong exists. Love that beautiful giant ape.

I did an 8-page.comic for the shortbox patreon that is exclusive there for 6 months, but heres a two teaser pages! CW for blood/aggressively swearing 

boundless energy as he bounces and leaps
through a series of gnome-infested worlds.
Upgrading his wand as he goes, Merlin
casts spells on his foes and then performs
a jubilant dance when he reaches his goal.

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