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"You wanna know where I got these scars? Scars.com."

anyone here in NYC and would like to get their portrait taken on infrared film? I've got 5 exposures left, and would like to take more portraits with IR.

Results not guaranteed, this is my first roll of IR ever and it's very hard to expose properly.

it's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks

A story so horrific I am forcing you all to share my pain. I expressed disbelief, but teacher friends on Twitter confirmed it is indeed A Thing.

Students These Days don't understand directory structure, like literally the concept of files organized in folders, reports Monica Chin for Verge: theverge.com/22684730/students #computeing 🐘

thinking about apes. man's best friend, the friendly ape of the forest

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Medieval holiday we should bring back

Reviewing the calendar I see that this coming Sunday is Stanislov Petrov Day. There are many famous military figures responsible for countless deaths. Petrov is a lesser known military figure responsible for preventing countless deaths by preventing the start of a nuclear war.
https://m.xkcd.com/2052/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

Stanisław Lem's 1964 story, published in English for the first time, tells the tale of a scientist in an insane asylum theorizing that the sun is alive.

thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/the

Not to be incendiary, but there are aspects to working in 2400 dpi that I don't like.

the primary purpose of software is to be updated every few days

thanks to @packetcat have wasted an inordinate amount of time playing LingYourLanguage today. i'm not very good at it but it's fun lingyourlanguage.com/game

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Someday I should revisit that dating simulator I started writing where you play as the Emergency Medical Hologram from Voyager. I have like 60 pages of dialogue written.

It was called "Please State the Nature of the Romantic Emergency" and you could crush on any of Voyager's crew.

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